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Female Prayer by ammamat(f): 1:50pm On Aug 05, 2009
FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,

who’s not a creep.

One who’s handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he says he’ll call, he won’t wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind.

Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”

I pray that this man will love me to no end.

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed.

I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen

Re: Female Prayer by ammamat(f): 1:52pm On Aug 05, 2009
This only means that women are asking with many things from men and no satisfaction, but then I believe for sure that women are difficult to live with them, but its hard to live with out, men is it true?
Re: Female Prayer by sexy212(f): 1:57pm On Aug 05, 2009
its a big lie angry
Re: Female Prayer by Recoverd(f): 7:24pm On Aug 05, 2009
Na lie sha, Bt i laughd

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