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Female Prayer by ammamat(f): 1:50pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep. One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he’ll call, he won’t wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?” I pray that this man will love me to no end. And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed. I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen
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Re: Female Prayer by ammamat(f): 1:52pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
This only means that women are asking with many things from men and no satisfaction, but then I believe for sure that women are difficult to live with them, but its hard to live with out, men is it true? |
Re: Female Prayer by sexy212(f): 1:57pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
its a big lie |
Re: Female Prayer by Recoverd(f): 7:24pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
Na lie sha, Bt i laughd |
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