hey people y'all give some break-up lines e.g

i just discovered i have epilepsy and being around u makes me excited n dat can make me fall in2 heavy fits of epilepsy so i think we shuld call it quits.

i just discovered we are related you are my mom's cousin's grandfathers grand daughter./grandson

my dad doesn't want me to go with you, or I'm moving back to Nigeria

I just realized we have nothing in common.

I'm sorry but it's not workin 4 me anymore
gurl: wats not working?
boi:dis relationship
gurl!!


I can't go out with u anymore. it's not u it's me ok. a beautiful gurl like u will find someone better

Um, this just isn't going to work.

What do you mean it's not going to work. What's the purpose of a break up line? To break up! If the other person doesn't feel happy about it, then that's not a problem: making the other person feel good is not the purpose of a break up line!

Break up lines:
- I'm sorry, girl, but I don't think we're compatible.
- I met a new girl last month, and I think she'll make a better wife.
- I proposed marriage to my other girlfriend and she said "yes!" (you said "no" last year).
- I impregnated a girl, and now I have to marry her. Sorry!
- Let's have an open relationship, else I'm leaving!

I mean it's not going to work.  Of coure I will elaborate when the time comes. 

It's not going to work as in: this, our relationship is not going to work so we should break it off now!

Nice one, rihanna. How about this one:
"I love you, but I love her more - she has bigger assets"
"I am mature enough to settle down - so I need a virgin. Since I disvirgined you several years ago, you do not qualify. bye-bye!"

Seun:

Nice one, rihanna. How about this one:
"I love you, but I love her more - she has bigger assets"
"I am mature enough to settle down - so I need a virgin. Since I disvirgined you several years ago, you do not qualify. bye-bye!"

Seun if a guy eva says this to me I swear i'll hurt him.

K y'all, you guys might find some of this funny, got it from the net, and I found some quite funny too,k, 'ere goes:

"Because I am not in love, I don't think I can make love to you anymore."

"I moved things TOO fast between us which was NOT right."

"I have a lot of growing up to do."

"I miss being HAPPY!"

"Whatever feelings I had for you in the beginning, I have lost in the end."

"You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal - so "F" off!"

"This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single."

"Nothing has changed between us. None of the intimacy that we have has been lost. I just want to explore my feelings for someone else, that’s all”

"I'm not pushing you away; I'm not making any descisions right now, but I'm confused, and I'm hurting, and I am not over my last relationship."(k THIS ONE IS SAD)

"The two years that we've been together, a part of me has been lost, but I have now found myself so it's goodbye." (SAD)

"I've found someone else. I'm so sorry. Shall we go tell the kids?" 

"I...um...just don't know what's wrong with me. I don't know what I want. I don't feel comfortable going forward with this."

"You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it."

"I can't see myself with you when I am eighty."

"This is MY gig, and if you CAN'T GET that it's MY gig, then there is no place for you in my life. There's NO more (me) and (you)."

"I am breaking up with you now before you get too attached to me.so I am doing you a sort of favour, aren't I?" 

"Actually, I think I see you more as a friend than anything else."

"Don't bother coming over tomorrow night because I don't want to see you anymore."

"You simply can't make the heart feel something it won't, and mine won't I am sorry."

ME to SEUN

"Seun darl' i know i said age ain't nothing but a numba

but u see, i met an older guy and....well

u will always be my sugarboy but right now

we need space and NairaLand needs u"

i'm sorry but I dont think I love you

OR I think I'm in love with my ex...

Or You deserve someone better...

am sorry u are not a reall man for me
u dont know when i want it or not
i have to tell u when to do ya own job
so am sorry i have find a real man that knows when i want it,so am sorry am breaking this game off

Hey. I just ain't feeling you no more. You know ??

You really starting to freak me out ? like real bad ? Can we just call it Quits ?

You be acting like a Sissy. and it's really starting to freak me out ?

wahahahahhahahaha,u are funny zamaeva,lol wahahahah

l.o.l

You have just lost your magic touch baby, and I do'nt feel you no more so I'll give it a quit, sorry

Z4M4EVA u so funny l.o.l and I wish I can give those heart breakers hard time like that.

na wa oh men en

I had always had this sexual fantasies and i wanted us to pratice some of them and all but u said u are not interested that u cant do that.
So i finally got some one that would want that with me. so either u join us or leave.

i am intrested just leave amsg for me here

im getting deported back to nigeria so dont call me anymore cause knowing that i cant see u again is killing me, lol

its not u its me

get your fucking ass out of my house you dumb bitch

"you a h*e and i cant stand u no more"

"i found someone better than u in all ways"

whenever i see any other thing in skirt, ma d*ck rises but whenere i see u in skirt, ma d*ck hides between ma thighs.

we are moving too fast, i think we shld start seeing other people