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How To Know If Your Mum Is A Nigerian by apholaby007(m): 12:26am On Apr 21, 2016 |
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A
NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!"
And she
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you
should drop
something and she
says, ?Drop it on my head." .
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have
fever.? And she replies
you, ?Why won't you have fever when
you press
phone every night?
.
. 5) When you say, ?Mummy I took 2nd
in my
class.? and she replies, ?So the person
that took
first has two heads abi??
. .
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to
work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her
and
then she sleeps off and still doesn?t
want you to change the
channel.
.
. When you tell her you are going to
a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last
did that
friend
come here to play with you? .
.
9) When she asks you if the food she
served you
is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my
own
with yours.
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem,
you will
hear Ween. .
11) When she touches hot pot
comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
. 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill
my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your room
upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to
bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money she
borrowed u and
she tells you, "All the food you have
been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my
mum 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Nigerian by Benuromi: 4:20am On Apr 21, 2016 |
U wake me up with your jokes. My my nephews say all these about their mummy in UK |
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