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How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by xaliujokes(m): 5:35am On Apr 22, 2016
Funny but truth, you can try this with your chick, lol
Cc: lalasticlala

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Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by nnachidav: 5:39am On Apr 22, 2016
Lolzzzz. Can't wait to try this with...
Fp again
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by Nobody: 5:43am On Apr 22, 2016
Dont mind the poster above me, he is speaking in töngues!
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by Oche211(m): 5:55am On Apr 22, 2016
This comes with a warning;
"don't try this in Nigerian cinemas".
Nigerians have no chill for this kind rough play.
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by Adonis3: 5:57am On Apr 22, 2016
Oche211:

"don't try this in Nigerian cinemas".


you took the words directly out of my mouthgrin



By the time wey dem finish with una two ehnnncheesy






#Adonis3HasSopken
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by xaliujokes(m): 5:58am On Apr 22, 2016
Hmmm, e go work for Naija well
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by pbethel: 6:25am On Apr 22, 2016
Lol grin
Xaliujokes,where u go get ds 1 again? Can't stop laughing
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by Ezedon(m): 6:28am On Apr 22, 2016
I'm a big boy, I can't try this shit
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by Nobody: 6:50am On Apr 22, 2016
This is unachievable because you will definitely look more like a suicide bomber putting on suicide vest.. Try this in Nigeria at your own risk..
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by eyeview: 7:34am On Apr 22, 2016
Dear Ladies,
Any guy that puts you thru this to get you to a cinema to watch a movie,go ahead and dump him.
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by xaliujokes(m): 8:39am On Apr 22, 2016
U'll need this sometimes, especially in this hardship,
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by Temmytea70(m): 10:08am On Apr 22, 2016
xaliujokes:
U'll need thus sometimes, especially is the hardship,

What language is this one speaking
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by xaliujokes(m): 11:52am On Apr 22, 2016
Temmytea70:


What language is this one speaking

typo error , am getting used to my new keyboard
Re: How To Get Two People Into The Cinema With One Ticket by Temmytea70(m): 12:44pm On Apr 22, 2016
xaliujokes:


typo error , am getting used to my new keyboard

Good one.... It was difficult getting to use my Nokia 3310 too grin grin

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