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Watch What You Teach Your Child. by fummylolah: 5:12am On Aug 07, 2009
A woman was teaching her little girl sex education;

woman : Don't allow a boy to see or touch ur pant or else u would get pregnant.

girl:       Yes mummy.

  The next day, the girl got home from school with 2 ripe mangoes.

woman : Where did you get this mangoes from?

girl:        I plugged them myself in school.

woman : Does that means you climbed on the mango tree urself?

girl :       Yes mummy.

woman : But i told you not to allow a boy to see your pant, don't you know they would see it when you climb a tree?

girl:        I know mummy, that was why i removed it and put it in my school bag before climbing the tree.

                LOL!!!!!  shocked[b][/b][b][/b]
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by hooged: 6:26am On Aug 07, 2009
Smile
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by mamagee6(f): 8:44pm On Aug 08, 2009
I said Just smile.
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by mukina2: 11:59am On Aug 10, 2009
fummylolah:


woman : But i told you not to allow a boy to see your pant, don't you know they would see it when you climb a tree?

girl:        I know mummy, that was why i removed it and put it in my school bag before climbing the tree.

                LOL!!!!!  shocked

grin grin grin LOL grin
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by benedictac(f): 12:07pm On Aug 10, 2009
nice one there
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by clemcykul(f): 12:02pm On Aug 11, 2009
smiles at akunne***
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by Ben13: 2:21pm On Aug 11, 2009
it's ok
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by mayrho(m): 1:55pm On Aug 13, 2009
grin grin grin smiles
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by mamagee6(f): 7:18pm On Aug 21, 2009
*slaps mayrho's teeth off*
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by mayrho(m): 9:47am On Aug 24, 2009
pounce on mama-gee tickles her and kiss mouths-away her teeth
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by mamagee6(f): 12:00am On Aug 25, 2009
*removes one more tooth from mayrho's mouth*
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by mayrho(m): 8:41am On Aug 25, 2009
ok thats the way u want it.
Takes back his tooth and takes a sneak peep @ mama gee's  grin grin grin
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by clemcykul(f): 11:59am On Aug 25, 2009
the drama unfolds*******
Re: Watch What You Teach Your Child. by blissieng(f): 12:00pm On Aug 25, 2009
StAl3

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