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Joke Of D Day by Okwombageneral(m): 10:59am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Stella in Heaven
Stella Obasanjo Died and went to
heaven, she entered a room
where she saw several clocks
she asked the Angel what the
clocks stand for, the Angel
replied and said each clock represent a soul,
when a soul
lies
it ticks,
She saw a clock that has never
ticked and asked who owns it Oh, That
Bishop Samuel
AjayiCrowthers
clocked, He never lied
during his stay on earth
answered the Angel
and who owns this clock she asked again,
that Sir Tafawa
Balewa's clock it ticked once
meaning he lied
once during his lifetime
answered the angel, and thisshe
asked again whose clock is this, Thats Sir
Nnamdi Azikiwe's Clock
it ticked twice meaning he
liedtwice,
wow! she exclaimed
But pls where is my Husband
Clock, General Olusegun Obasanjo Clock
oh, replied the Angel, His clock is
in the Angels
Office
they are using it as a Ceiling
Fan..... |
Re: Joke Of D Day by Nobody: 11:05am On Apr 24, 2016 |
LWKMD.. Dude, this is hilarious . That man can so lie for africa ehn.. |
Re: Joke Of D Day by Slickest(m): 11:23am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Every breathe he takes is a LIE |
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