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Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by nairayouthcom(m): 3:19pm On Apr 24, 2016
nairayouthcom:
On November 30, Mark Zuckberg and Priscilla Chan
welcomed their first child, Max, into the world. Her birth has inspired them to give about 99% of their combined Facebook shares, currently about $45 billion
(around ₦90 trillion), away for a philanthropic cause.


Our first reaction was...


Why would he want to spend all that money on charity?


It made us wonder, what would happen if it was a Nigerian that had all these riches. This is what a rich Nigerian would do:



1. His wife would go abroad for her child delivery.





So Max can be an automatic citizen of the country. Preferables are UK, America or Canada. Of course the news of her birth would be carried by Nairaland, Bellanaija and Linda Ikeji.


2. After which she'd stay back for some vacation time.




He would show his wealth through his child by:

3. First, a baby shower.



4. Then naming ceremony.



5. Next, the child's dedication, if they're Christians.



6. Don't forget the baby's first birthday.



All of these parties and ceremonies would of course be
lavish. Again, they’d be featured on Nairaland, Bellanaija and Linda Ikeji. Or else, how would people see and know how rich he is?



8. The wife would get a brand new car as 'thank you' from her husband.

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In addition to others cars she already has.


9. As well as one for himself, for a job well-done.




10. He would invest in landed properties in choice locations.



11. And buy a house in Banana Island.



12. He would also dabble in politics.


Either he’d run for office or sponsor someone else and
control things from behind the scene.


13. Of course, as public service (or eye service), he would donate to charity, on behalf of his family. But it definitely wouldn't be $45 billion.



₦1 million is more than enough for charity.






CC lalasticlala
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by Nobody: 3:26pm On Apr 24, 2016
Hilarious..... grin grin grin


I know ts just for laughs but... Ts not just Nigerians... Rich men errywhere... Billsgate aint giving away his fortune na....


Mark zuckerberg is just a one of a kind smiley

(Btw I don't know how true or how it works,but a little birdie told me he did it to evade **looks around suspiciosly**... **whispers** Tax!)


Meanwhile tis is what I know Nigerian pastors are good at grin

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Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by rheether(f): 3:36pm On Apr 24, 2016
99% of their wealth? His children will have to work for their own money.
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by ntbeatz(m): 3:40pm On Apr 24, 2016
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Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by Henz24(m): 12:42am On Apr 25, 2016
rheether:
99% of their wealth? His children will have to work for their own money.
lol, d tin tire me ooo

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