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Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by Gamine(f): 9:06pm On Nov 15, 2006
Well, i can sha, basic dishes like jollof,
fried rice, stew and ogbono soup my best soup tongue *iburn beans smtimes, lol
i want to learn not because of any man
but because of me, i dnt believe that the way to a man is thru food



*i'm havin a good laff at myself, ROTFLMAO
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by layi(m): 8:18am On Nov 16, 2006
Its 1 of the ways o.
Give him salt-less rice and ask for money. See his reaction. I even doubt if you'll be able to see undecided
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by CrazyMan(m): 7:05pm On Nov 16, 2006
Then why did you say you can't cook? undecided undecided
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by Gamine(f): 9:07pm On Nov 16, 2006
if u are ok with eating just rice and stew , ok
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by CrazyMan(m): 6:05pm On Nov 24, 2006
Am ok provided it's being prepared by a beauriful lady cool
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by Gamine(f): 6:20pm On Nov 24, 2006
Crazy kid r u serious , i wish there were more men like u
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by CrazyMan(m): 6:29pm On Nov 24, 2006
Am dead serious. cool
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by FBI477(m): 6:32pm On Nov 24, 2006
Viante, you already know it's trouble if a woman can't cook. the 2nd wife will and the 1st wife can enjoy the meal once a week (saturday- her turn to sleep in the master bedroom). you think you like crazy kid abi? just wait to see what crazy thing'll happen to his beauriful lady when the meal doesn't come out right. cool
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by CrazyMan(m): 6:41pm On Nov 24, 2006
@Gammie
don't mind him jare cool
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by Gamine(f): 7:33pm On Nov 24, 2006
Dont mind IB
i willl try my best to learn hw to cook better
but cnt a guy marry b4 considering this
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by CrazyMan(m): 7:33pm On Nov 25, 2006
That's better
and i pray you learn it quickly. co's that's the key to your man's heart cool
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by iice(f): 2:57pm On Nov 26, 2006
U should get Wolfgang Puck as your personal Chef grin grin

Gamine:


Dont mind IB
i willl try my best to learn hw to cook better
but cnt a guy marry before considering this

Not if he is conventional. I thank the powers that be for all the crazy guys i know ahahahahaha
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by Gamine(f): 3:09pm On Nov 26, 2006
The crazy guys?/whut do they do
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by iice(f): 3:11pm On Nov 26, 2006
They have no qualms with a woman not knowing how to cook grin
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by Gamine(f): 3:53pm On Nov 26, 2006
God bless those guys wink, ****they see the differentials not just the integrals of life, those who are wise****
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by iice(f): 4:01pm On Nov 26, 2006
Yes o but if worse comes to worst, na to marry chef grin
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by Gamine(f): 4:08pm On Nov 26, 2006
LOL!!! grin grin
he'll cook his way rite to my own heart grin grin
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by iice(f): 4:13pm On Nov 26, 2006
Shebi o lol, its no long the way to a man's heart blah blah, its also the way to a woman's heart grin grin
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by Gamine(f): 4:19pm On Nov 26, 2006
Me eh as thin as i am i love food, rite now im eatin fried rice nd moi moi, lol
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by iice(f): 4:30pm On Nov 26, 2006
I feel you jare, its the same thing with me but am eating meat and rice mixed with sardines and tuna lol, i even want to add fish masef ontop am lol
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by Gamine(f): 4:46pm On Nov 26, 2006
iice, haba, lol
u wan put everythin sha!!! grin
whut r u drinkin?
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by iice(f): 4:53pm On Nov 26, 2006
Yes o, i learnt to eat 'everything but the' - means put everything but what cannot be eaten into one food lol
Am drinking sprite mixed with coke o lol. What are you drinking?
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by Gamine(f): 5:07pm On Nov 26, 2006
Im taking Pure water, lol, grin
i would hv bought a drink bt in my sch we take an average of 3 softdrinks on a normal day
tryin to cut bck on the sugar a bit grin
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by iice(f): 5:10pm On Nov 26, 2006
Ahhh maybe i should cut down on my sugar too tongue Am afraid am not much of a healthy eater despite the fact that my mother is a health nut tongue ok me going to sleep now lol cya later smiley
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by harvey(m): 7:33pm On Nov 26, 2006
i think its nice for a lady to know how to cook.especially when ur mother inlaw comes visiting as a Nigerian.
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by soulpatrol(f): 9:15pm On Nov 26, 2006
na wa o. some people are still stuck in the dark ages. most men know how to cook these days so its not a big issue if your girlfriend/wife can't cook well. just help her out simple. a woman is not born into this world knowing how to cook. some dont even like it. no be by force. if the husband/boyfriend is ok with it, why worry? please o.  cool
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by iice(f): 12:25pm On Nov 27, 2006
soulpatrol:

na wa o. some people are still stuck in the dark ages. most men know how to cook these days so its not a big issue if your girlfriend/wife can't cook well. just help her out simple. a woman is not born into this world knowing how to cook. some don't even like it. no be by force. if the husband/boyfriend is ok with it, why worry? please o. cool

Thank you jare lol. That's why we should set our caps on Chefs, the cutest being Jaime 'the naked Chef' grin grin
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by CrazyMan(m): 6:06pm On Nov 27, 2006
Shakes head grin
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by harvey(m): 6:09pm On Nov 27, 2006
who sabi cook this igbo soup.ofe-isala.abeg i love this soup.make una teach me oh.i need to chop am with fufu.
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by CrazyMan(m): 6:19pm On Nov 27, 2006
You can look for all this dishes book,
they'll help
or you get married instantly, you wife'll teach you grin
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by harvey(m): 6:24pm On Nov 27, 2006
My wife to be is not a n igbo lady.and trust me am tightening the nut soon.but i want to be the one to prepare this soup for my family.where can i get that book now.abi u get am.cos who know weather na book u and ur madam take dey cook.
Re: Omg! I Cant Cook: Lol by CrazyMan(m): 6:35pm On Nov 27, 2006
Hey i never marry o!
make you surfy de talk madam, make all this girls no go vex think say i don get wife grin

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