' I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari has
won , his wife hadn't made Nigerians laugh
and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame
Patience does? This woman has increased the
life span of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I
left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.
14- HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days are numbered
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a
child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to
be
repeated?
Please support and honour Nigeria first lady by
sharing this with all your contacts
Don't laugh alone.
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis
message "we are reading" "diaris god o"