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You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by exlinkleads(f): 7:59am On Apr 27, 2016
From Exlink Lodge

A certain Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads:

"GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k"

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats.
You got your memory back. Give me 20k"

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me 20k"

oh my God - can you ever beat an Igbo man?


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Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by asebe4gud: 8:03am On Apr 27, 2016
Lolz
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by sinaj(f): 8:20am On Apr 27, 2016
Lol grin




Igbos I hail o! grin
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by CountDracula(m): 8:23am On Apr 27, 2016
Dry
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by pennytration(m): 8:27am On Apr 27, 2016
So??
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by godwinbatho(m): 9:55am On Apr 27, 2016
sinaj:
Lol grin




Igbos I hail o! grin




bro abeg not #Igbos #igbos
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by sinaj(f): 10:00am On Apr 27, 2016
godwinbatho:




bro abeg not #Igbos #igbos
aunty e no concern u sad
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by buharisbae(f): 10:18am On Apr 27, 2016
iPods tongue
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 10:20am On Apr 27, 2016
CountDracula:
Dry

You are irredeemable
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by nuelzy: 11:24am On Apr 27, 2016
d lawyer no sharp
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by IamLEGEND1: 11:28am On Apr 27, 2016
says more about the lawyer's dumbness than the smarts of the igbo man.

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