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You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by exlinkleads(f): 7:59am On Apr 27, 2016 |
From Exlink Lodge A certain Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads: "GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k" A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" oh my God - can you ever beat an Igbo man? for more, visit http://www.exlinklodge.com/2016/04/you-cant-beat-igbo-mans-brain-joke-to.html 3 Likes
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Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by asebe4gud: 8:03am On Apr 27, 2016 |
Lolz |
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by sinaj(f): 8:20am On Apr 27, 2016 |
Lol Igbos I hail o! |
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by CountDracula(m): 8:23am On Apr 27, 2016 |
Dry |
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by pennytration(m): 8:27am On Apr 27, 2016 |
So?? |
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by godwinbatho(m): 9:55am On Apr 27, 2016 |
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by sinaj(f): 10:00am On Apr 27, 2016 |
godwinbatho:aunty e no concern u |
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by buharisbae(f): 10:18am On Apr 27, 2016 |
iPods |
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 10:20am On Apr 27, 2016 |
CountDracula: You are irredeemable |
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by nuelzy: 11:24am On Apr 27, 2016 |
d lawyer no sharp |
Re: You Can't Beat Igbo Man's Brain - A Joke To Brighten Your Day - LMAO by IamLEGEND1: 11:28am On Apr 27, 2016 |
says more about the lawyer's dumbness than the smarts of the igbo man. |
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