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Laugh Attack by DAVE41(m): 10:38pm On Apr 27, 2016 |
Akpors is right back from school, tired and hungry Mother: Akpors u are back? Akpors: Yes mum.. Mother: What were u taught in school 2day? Akpors: It's agriculture Mother: Which topic? Akpors: Desert.! Mother: What is desert? Akpors: A desert is a place where grass never grow Mother: Gud boi..gv example? Akpors: Uncle's head |
Re: Laugh Attack by DAVE41(m): 10:43pm On Apr 27, 2016 |
THE MATHEMATICS OF LIFE A small truth to make our Life 100% successful If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is equal to; 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K; 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E; 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% L+O+V+E; 12+15+22+5 = 54% L+U+C+K; 12+21+3+11 = 47% None of them makes 100%. Then what makes 100%? Is it Money? NO! Leadership? NO! Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE". A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E; 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful 1 Like |
Re: Laugh Attack by DAVE41(m): 10:47pm On Apr 27, 2016 |
Akpos wanted to get rid of his nagging and over demanding girlfriend. He tried all attempts which did not work out. One day, an idea flashed into his head. He logged in to facebook, browse d into people's profile and suceeded in downloading 4 beautiful girls pictures. He printed it out and wrote R.I.P with a red ink on each of the pictures. He hid them in a magazine and kept it ontop of his tel evision. On saturday morning, his girlfriend was cleaning the house and saw the pictures on the magazine. She walked up to him. Girlfriend: Darling! Akpos: Sweetie, what is it? Girlfriend: I saw this pictures on a magazine at the top of the television, who are these girls? Akpos: Oh! Forget about them, it'snot important. Girlfriend: It's important to me, i need to know please. Akpos: Ok, this one is Onome, i met her at a friend'swedding . We dated and wanted to get married but 2 months before the wedding, she got involved in a caraccident and died. This one is Ngozi, we met at Mr Biggs restaurant in Ughelli, we dated for a while. One day she was goingto Lagos and her car catched fire, she got burntbeyond recognition. This one is Amanda, she was my neighbour's daughter who came back from London where she was schooling on a visit. We met and spent a night together. She was involved in Dana Air Plane Crash while returning to London. Her body was notfound. This one, oh Eloho, her name is Eloho, we went to visit my Pastor, on our way back, a truck ran over our Keke Napep, she died instantly, the driver and i survived.It was after her that i met you. Girlfriend: Met who? No be me and youo! I am no longer interested in this relationship, bye bye. (She quickly picked up her bag and took to her heels) DESCRIBE AKPOS IN ONE WORD More Like 2 Likes |
Re: Laugh Attack by DAVE41(m): 10:49pm On Apr 27, 2016 |
AKPOS QUESTION!!! How smart is your English? Now give me an English word that starts with letter T and ends with letter T. LIKE THIS PAGE FOR MORE 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laugh Attack by greatbrian(m): 9:07pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Tit. Tat. They r many |
Re: Laugh Attack by Lizwey(m): 4:25pm On May 08, 2016 |
Treat,THAT,TEST,Treat,THAT,TEST,Treat,THAT,TEST, |
Re: Laugh Attack by DAVE41(m): 9:41pm On May 11, 2016 |
[color=#990000][/color](1) "we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran Maku. (2) "you press men,you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo. (3)"Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ (4) " I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu (5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ (6) "I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan (7) "I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar (Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." -Umoru Dikko. (9) "Telephone is not meant for the poor"..David Mark (10) "The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States" - Yakubu Gowon if no b 9ja den no b 9ja |
Re: Laugh Attack by DAVE41(m): 3:06pm On May 19, 2016 |
GOD BLES NO LESS
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