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12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by ANIEXTY(m): 3:21pm On May 06, 2016
1 "Everybody in class failed"

"I even had one of the highest scores"

cc: lalasticlala
Royalroy

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Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by Elchappo: 3:22pm On May 06, 2016
ANIEXTY:
[b][/b]"Everybody in class failed"

Meaning u were a powerful Olodo then.
Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by ANIEXTY(m): 3:38pm On May 06, 2016
"Result's not yet out"

"GOD please dont let them call and ask"

Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by Nobody: 3:40pm On May 06, 2016
Continue, I see u making FP
Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by Vongsama(m): 3:49pm On May 06, 2016
What exactly do u call a lie?



Dude we were being our own SAVIOUR and I don't think its fair to call our ingenuity lies.

We were smart, not liars.
Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by ANIEXTY(m): 3:52pm On May 06, 2016
"I've finished doing my homework"
(that actually means i'll do it in school)

Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by ANIEXTY(m): 3:59pm On May 06, 2016
"I didn't remove the meat from the pot"
*cleans stew from mouth*

Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by ANIEXTY(m): 4:04pm On May 06, 2016
"That teacher hates me"
Ehn thats why he faild me

Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by ANIEXTY(m): 4:10pm On May 06, 2016
"I have finished reading"
*...finished reading the first page*

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Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by ANIEXTY(m): 4:23pm On May 06, 2016
"The school said we should pay for...."
*oboy see flexing money*

Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by ANIEXTY(m): 4:36pm On May 06, 2016
"I dont have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend"
Dating ?, whats that sef ?

Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by ramdris(m): 8:02pm On May 06, 2016
Na this kind thread dey make FP...Let me just kukuma park hia.
Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by Stanleyafam(m): 11:59am On Jun 03, 2016
Lemme buy 3plots now the area is not developed...















200k per plot

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Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by blessedvisky(m): 12:28pm On Jun 03, 2016
Let me Park here
Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by empress101(f): 12:44pm On Jun 03, 2016
interesting.... coolinteresting....
Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by SAMBARRY: 1:03pm On Jun 03, 2016
Strict parents raise the best hypocrites and liars

They live the life their parents want in the presence of their parents and live another one behind their parents back when in school. This is the hypocritical life I'm referring to

They also raise liars because when they say the truth They get scolded harshly and even embarrassed but when their children lie to them by telling them what They want to hear they feel good
Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by Holywizard: 6:10pm On Jun 03, 2016
I only insert de tip...
I just touched it, I didn't steal it
Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by Holywizard: 6:11pm On Jun 03, 2016
I only inserted de tip...
I just touched it, I didn't steal it
Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by okikiosibodu(m): 2:30pm On Jun 05, 2016
This got me laughing really hard. For people like me that don't like telling lies, when we tell half truth, we complete the rest in our minds.

ANIEXTY:
"I have finished reading"

*...finished reading the first page*

Re: 12 Lies Every Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents by b3llo(m): 10:33pm On Jun 05, 2016
ANIEXTY:
"The school said we should pay for...."

*oboy see flexing money*
Hahaha... Nice one

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