Welcome all have fun with this few jokes - Also suitable for sms - kool huh?

          

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means, Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever


2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed
her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air
opened his parachute saying love never dies.


AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
==>  Sorry about that ladies <==


What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.


Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked


Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.


Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".


A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
'' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''
So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''


Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!


After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."


Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the world for u,, wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there.



      

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why is it called building when it is already built?
If a book about failures sells, is it a success?
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what then should Humanitarians eat?

          
                                                            ==> THE END <==

Lovely,

LMAO

This is really hilarious especially the mother and her Teenage daughter

Oracle:

This is really hilarious especially the mother and her Teenage daughter

She actually knows more than her mother does.

THANKS I NEVER THOUGHT MY JOKES WILL STILL BE VIEWED IN THE FORUM THOUGH
LOVE TO ALL YA

Ha! Man, kip it up, they r some cool jokes.

Oracle:

This is really hilarious especially the mother and her Teenage daughter

funny indeed

THAT WAS COOL PLZ CAN YOU SEND SOME OF THESE COOL JOKES TO MY NO.? PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MY NAME IS vICTOR AND MY NO. IS +2348025213794.
i`LL Be so much excited when when you send them.

Nice ones there. Kip it up.

flowman indeed ure really flowing, as for dat over sabi sendn his number hmmmmm

am just happy dat God has exposed u

ure here in Nigeria and ure busy given us a foreign no. plz respect urself :

just dont spoil my fun in this jokes kingdom!

yeah the one about the mom n tenager is really cool
@ edohokowa
re u trying to invite foriegn investors?

@ Flowman

very nice jokes. I like the one about the Doctor and Patient ith headache most

clemcykul:

flowman indeed ure really flowing, as for that over sabi sendn his number hmmmmm

am just happy that God has exposed u

ure here in Nigeria and ure busy given us a foreign no. plz respect yourself :

just don't spoil my fun in this jokes kingdom!

@ Clemcy

+234 is Nigerian's code and the 802, is his GSM Number. That ain't no International Number

Not dissing, aight

thanks ma'am

you're welcome

ioday:

you're welcome

hope i'll be welcome wen ure having dinner?

Long throat.

Flowman, or watever u are called.
i think u are MAD
so, u min u dont understand the meaning of 'commercial values'
The best u get 4 this talentic display is just compliment, abi?
when u can make millions with dis.
or how do think all these great comedians started?
well, if u dont have the connection
then contact me,
08054477016,
DAVIDSON,
TAKE MY CANDID ADVICE, AND WITH GOD U ARE THERE. CALL ME,

Nice jokes ,keep it up,
am sure if u work more on it you will go places.

i wish you luck jare,dont mind all those over sabi.

nice one, keep it up

Aiphie:

Long throat.

aka aradyte! (stingy gorl) lol

gr8 job

yeah cool

rove da yjokes especially d last one

wat shud humanitarians eat?