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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 10:37pm On May 06, 2016
Smellymouth:


Na breasst grin



Chop biscuits, the milk, I dey keep am for junior tongue, .. You don pass dey stage for dis wan..... *make I bring Nunu for you....


*Fulani, zo.... Give me one cup of Nunu.....grin

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 10:50pm On May 06, 2016
Smellymouth:


The medics just arrived grin



Waoooo..... I'm here Sir, don't worry I'll continue from here... He needs a surgery on his head...


I have to do my job..... Fynestboi feel relax in the next 15mins, you will be finegringringrin



*winks*

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Smellymouth: 10:50pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:




Chop biscuits, the milk, I dey keep am for junior tongue, .. You don pass dey stage for dis wan..... *make I bring Nunu for you....


*Fulani, zo.... Give me one cup of Nunu.....grin





It's breasst I wanna suck joor!!

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Fynestboi: 10:52pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:




Waoooo..... I'm here Sir, don't worry I'll continue from here... He needs a surgery on his head...


I have to do my job..... Fynestboi feel relax in the next 15mins, you will be finegringringrin



*winks*


*opens one eye is she fine sha* lipsrsealed
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Smellymouth: 10:53pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:




Waoooo..... I'm here Sir, don't worry I'll continue from here... He needs a surgery on his head...


I have to do my job..... Fynestboi feel relax in the next 15mins, you will be finegringringrin



*winks*

U say Werrin? Oya leave this holspitoal ryt now!
15mins ko, 1 round ni grin undecided

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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Fynestboi: 10:53pm On May 06, 2016
I seriously cannot stop laughing..

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 10:56pm On May 06, 2016
Fynestboi:



*opens one eye is she fine sha* lipsrsealed


Close your eyes before I change my mind..grin
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Fynestboi: 10:58pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:



Close your eyes before I change my mind..grin


*chaii she fine oo*


*eye close*
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 10:59pm On May 06, 2016
Smellymouth:

It's breasst I wanna suck joor!!



The breast is for junior, you don pass dis stage.. Why you stingy like this, shebi you suck your own when you been dey small.. Let us preserve this one for him...lol



*Drink dey Nunu before I give another person....

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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Smellymouth: 11:05pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:




The breast is for junior, you don pass dis stage.. Why you stingy like this, shebi you suck your own when you been dey small.. Let us preserve this one for him...lol



*Drink dey Nunu before I give another person....

I am junior oooo grin

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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 11:05pm On May 06, 2016
Smellymouth:


U say Werrin? Oya leave this holspitoal ryt now!
15mins ko, 1 round ni grin undecided


Take am easy, why your blood dey hot.. I was only trying to do my job....

Fynestboi, needs to see a doctor and am available....



Pack well joor before I call security,,, shebi na you call 911 to come carry am....grin

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 11:07pm On May 06, 2016
Fynestboi:



*chaii she fine oo*


*eye close*



So if I no fine, I no fit treat you... Can you imagine, I'll have to call another doctor to take over from me...

*Angry embarassed
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Fynestboi: 11:08pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:




So if I no fine, I no fit treat you... Can you imagine, I'll have to call another doctor to take over from me...

*Angry embarassed


No oooooo. Go ahead ma. I am ok with you. Abeg..
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 11:09pm On May 06, 2016
Smellymouth:


I am junior oooo grin



So you sell your birth right for breast milk....
Pman must here dis.....


See the type of junior I want

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Smellymouth: 11:11pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:



Take am easy, why your blood dey hot.. I was only trying to do my job....

Fynestboi, needs to see a doctor and am available....



Pack well joor before I call security,,, shebi na you call 911 to come carry am....grin

Which doktor u be? cheesy grin

So u call police for me abi?
Chai.. ALAGA has suffered.. Lalastikh.lala, where are u? undecided

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 11:11pm On May 06, 2016
Fynestboi:



No oooooo. Go ahead ma. I am ok with you. Abeg..


Really...... smiley wink

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Smellymouth: 11:12pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:




So you sell your birth right for breast milk....
Pman must here dis.....


See the type of junior I want


Nor make me vex ooo

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Fynestboi: 11:18pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:



Really...... smiley wink

Yes joor
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 11:20pm On May 06, 2016
Smellymouth:


Which doktor u be? cheesy grin

So u call police for me abi?
Chai.. ALAGA has suffered.. Lalastikh.lala, where are u? undecided


So make I start to shout on top of my roof say I be doctor. Doctor of all...


You get luck sai no be Army I call... Leave Lala make him slip ooo

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 11:22pm On May 06, 2016
Smellymouth:



Nor make me vex ooo


Vex na.... Mtcheeewcheesy

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Smellymouth: 11:26pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:



So make I start to shout on top of my roof say I be doctor. Doctor of all...


You get luck sai no be Army I call... Leave Lala make him slip ooo

Don't worry, I won't shout his name again. grin

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 11:27pm On May 06, 2016
Fynestboi:


Yes joor


*smilingcheesygrin


*Operation room (all lights off)
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 11:29pm On May 06, 2016
Smellymouth:


Don't worry, I won't shout his name again. grin



Berra.....


Come chop food....

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Smellymouth: 11:32pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:




Berra.....


Come chop food....

Wetin be that tin?? shocked shocked

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 11:37pm On May 06, 2016
Smellymouth:


Wetin be that tin?? shocked shocked



Blue fried rice from Spain..... You will like it...



Use dis designer cocoa and wash down the rice...cheesy

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Smellymouth: 11:40pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:




Blue fried rice from Spain..... You will like it...



Use dis designer cocoa and wash down the rice...cheesy

5 mins later....

** who dey that toilet? I want sh#t ooo embarassed ***

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 11:47pm On May 06, 2016
Smellymouth:


5 mins later....

** who dey that toilet? I want sh#t ooo embarassed ***


I no blame you, na because of say you be kpako dats why you neva chop blue fried rice....#SMH


Manage this one

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Smellymouth: 11:56pm On May 06, 2016
SANDOSKI:



I no blame you, na because of say you be kpako dats why you neva chop blue fried rice....#SMH


Manage this one

Na today u know say I be Aje Kpako? tongue

I be Omo- Onile aka king of the street grin

Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Fynestboi: 10:04am On May 07, 2016
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Fynestboi: 4:36pm On May 07, 2016
ESopatcares how u
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Fynestboi: 5:38pm On May 07, 2016
scentmarlc:




Now that am here........Can someone please update me whatssup before i jump the damn gun.



Fynestboi.....na true say u born new pikin?



lanicky...... i hear say d3m thief your barcasu, na true?





Refiner..... na true say na snail u chop go interview?





optional1.......Heard u were just Copying and pasting like oyenusi?





demiladegold...... wetin happen, heard u made lotta sense watago?



Yes oooo, plenty pikin.



@oyenusi got me rolling on the floor.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Mediapace: 8:11pm On May 07, 2016
Good evening pals,how is your weekend going?

Want to use this opportunity to say a big shourout to my friends,enemies,sisters and enemies who sent me some merry birthday wishes.YOU ROCK.

Myfantasies : Hope your weekend is going fine hun,thanks for the compliment for loving my triangular head wink


Laveda : No doubt about it lanicky is winning lols,had this gut before that you were twin sisters ,doubt cleared now cheesy

fynestboi : O.A.U. GENIUS,Will be waiting for you to share your first class testimony with us next year

Rita Dominique : Greatest supermod i've ever seen and admired,awesome characters. GOD BLESS YOUR HUSTLE !!

Ireneony : Happy weekend ire,don't worry seun is yours,just yarn me two girlfriends from your side


Aminat508 & Omotayor123: You held my heart like a forceps,like everything about you including your pics though our religeon differs,we are one



Stfuareugod/stfuareyougod :
Egbon Na you sure pass,love the way you used to jack pretty when you were still jack


Funjosh : Pastor Joshua!
Am i right,oya yarn me one C.A.C. HYMN for ther make i dance,send my greetings to your ZONAL Chairman

Lanicky : Miss Nairaland 2016,haters sip otapiapia

ishilove : Hope you are not tired of my disturbance ?
Abeg nao Vex

Bqlekan : Oya yarn me one rap verse for there,them go see tonight

smellymouth : You too yarn me pinshures ,i wan laugh till i sleep

Tosyn2much : Prolific writer,make i guess your next thread,10 reasons why Air'force1 isn't progressing


Refiner : Everything about you is designer,cute lady.
Cute everything,keep it up


Wristbangle : Wrist don't worry barca will bounce back . Agbo to feyin rin agbara lo lo muwa.
Oya dab untop madrid!

Layla129 : Nice d.pics,always love it anytime i come across it,can you change it ?
We need to see more of your beauty



Robosky02 : Sport analyst,always digging facts about the world of sport.
Love your sport posts,you and thegoodjoe don't even know who to choose as the best.

Danceville : Wait egbon,are you dating a M**d or involving in g**ay cheesy ,YOUR THREADS ALWAYS HIT FP!
I study things around,any thread you create anyday must hit FP that day

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