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Let's Seperate Men From The Boys.. by catalanscrew(m): 11:34pm On May 06, 2016
Let's separate men from the boys
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the d rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to
take it
and give you new ones.
7.- if u didn't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing
before going to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted buildings or under
d bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands.
11.- if u never wrote your name on a paper and insert it into
your
pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when
the light went off.
13.- if u neva waved at white birds expecting your nails to be
whiter.
14.- if u didn't hear of ghost that stays under mango trees at
night.
15.- if u never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a
car.
16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat it
while walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and
sand without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!....
Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER
LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i didn't knw
either until i grew up.
....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult doesn't knw dat nursery
rhyme
"sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard
living"
i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...
***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep sharing d fun
and
laugh it off.
***%Don't break dis chain share it to all ur skul n playing
mate 2 remember dem of their childhood memories...
Re: Let's Seperate Men From The Boys.. by matrix199(m): 4:52am On May 07, 2016
How about "samco" ice drink?


How about making a boat with paper and sailing it after a heavy downpour?


How about playing floor soccer with "counters(crown corks)"?


How about using the stalk of pawpaw leaf to make a flute?


How about licking "oko babaginda", "balewa", "baba dudu", and "condest"?



After coming last in interhouse sport, you'll hear....."Yellow lo ru, omo ibo lo ba'je"



Menh! How time flies!!!

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Re: Let's Seperate Men From The Boys.. by phameous: 9:25am On May 07, 2016
smiley smiley
I did all except number 16.

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