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I Dey On Ma Own As Mtn Carri Come by Deyounghero(m): 5:27pm On May 08, 2016
i dey my own jeje this morning oh!! Mtn come send me message saying 'You have just won 7 FREE days of amazing fact SMS..... Since it was free now, I said no problem... So i sat down, hoping to receive some mind blowing facts... But I was so shocked when I started receiving the facts... (The first one came in...) *Do you know that Nigeria is a country in Africa? (Followed by the second one) *Do you know that we get meat from animals? (I open my mouth in shock... Then the third one) *Do you know that fishes can't fly? Then i looked at my phone, I smiled and said, Ehen!!! So una think say Na only una sabi fact abi... So I started sending them my own too..... * Do you know that you can't sit down and stand at the same time? * Do you know that the place you go to buy food stuffs is called a market? *Do you know that if you stay under a swimming pool for more than 10sec you will get wet? *Do you know that in 1993 two kids went to a river and saw a lot of water? *Do you know that when you look at the mirror, the person you see on the mirror is still you? *Do you know that cows don't give us milk, we take it from them by force? *Do you know that Abacha was alive before he died? Add urs...
Re: I Dey On Ma Own As Mtn Carri Come by EazyJ(f): 5:38pm On May 08, 2016
Do you know u had to log in before u cud post?
Re: I Dey On Ma Own As Mtn Carri Come by henrygale(m): 5:46pm On May 08, 2016
Do u know that it's dark at night!?
Re: I Dey On Ma Own As Mtn Carri Come by greatmarshall(m): 6:30pm On May 08, 2016
Do you know that SHIT comes out of the Anus?
Re: I Dey On Ma Own As Mtn Carri Come by debanj326: 6:57pm On May 08, 2016
Do you know that there is no light in our house?
Re: I Dey On Ma Own As Mtn Carri Come by Dorisanice: 7:21pm On May 08, 2016

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Re: I Dey On Ma Own As Mtn Carri Come by Nobody: 8:40pm On May 08, 2016
Do you know that if you dnt take ur bath you will smell?
Re: I Dey On Ma Own As Mtn Carri Come by greatbrian(m): 10:18pm On May 08, 2016
Do u know that this won't make front page
Re: I Dey On Ma Own As Mtn Carri Come by mariekay: 6:25pm On May 09, 2016
Do you know that we drive car and ride bike?

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