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Ashamned Of Your Job Titles.. Here Are New Job Titles by Nobody: 8:15pm On May 08, 2016
shamed of your job title? No worries,HELP IS HERE ... NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist ( BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive (GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) Also, do Not Forge

*Runs girl: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabric ation Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth Distribution Consultant (IWDC).

To all my edo boy..... we dey distribute wealth.

#openpen#
Re: Ashamned Of Your Job Titles.. Here Are New Job Titles by talk2alabama: 8:18pm On May 08, 2016
Gbam! grin

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Re: Ashamned Of Your Job Titles.. Here Are New Job Titles by talk2alabama: 8:19pm On May 08, 2016
Lalasticlala, dominique... what is ur own post? grin
Re: Ashamned Of Your Job Titles.. Here Are New Job Titles by Nobody: 8:25pm On May 08, 2016
Lool Towncrier: Public Relations Officer

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Re: Ashamned Of Your Job Titles.. Here Are New Job Titles by Faremisodeeq(m): 8:29pm On May 08, 2016
If u are an employed zombie or wailer nko.

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Re: Ashamned Of Your Job Titles.. Here Are New Job Titles by Ezedon(m): 8:38pm On May 08, 2016
Mason, Block alignment engineer
Labourer, Sub Engineers Assistant Specialist

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Re: Ashamned Of Your Job Titles.. Here Are New Job Titles by TPAND(f): 8:38pm On May 08, 2016
Yahoo boy portfolio too funny abeg.

Ashawo sef deserve new title:

Man Gynaecological exercising officer

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Re: Ashamned Of Your Job Titles.. Here Are New Job Titles by Ezedon(m): 8:39pm On May 08, 2016
Mason, Block alignment engineer

Labourer, Sub Engineers Assistant Specialist
Conductor: Transporters Oriented Specialist
Town Criers : Local information ministers

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