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The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by tytylayor: 3:37pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
Several men (sylve11, ben20001,folly69,dickele,dani1luv,mykali) are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man (syl) engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Sylve11: "Hello" Romade: "Honey , it's me. Are you at the club?" Sylve11: "Yes" Romade: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000, Is it OK if I buy it?" Sylve11: "Sure , go ahead if you like it that much." Romade: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked." Sylve11: "How much?" Romade: "$390,000. Sylve11: "OK , but for that price I want it with all the options." Romade: "Great! Oh , and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000 for it. Sylve11: "Well , then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000, They will probably take it. If not , we can go the extra $150 , 000 if it's really a pretty good price." Romade: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" Sylve11: "Bye! I love you , too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment , mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by romsky: 3:39pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
ewu |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by tytylayor: 3:44pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
gud u kno ursef |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by bydot1(m): 3:47pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
Perfect Husband indeed |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by Ben13: 3:47pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
I've seen this before |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by tytylayor: 3:50pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
wetin make i com do? |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by romsky: 3:56pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
confess piracy i fit resurrect the orijo |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by tytylayor: 4:06pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
oya do |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by romsky: 4:09pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
i just luv it wen u seduce me wiff ya dracular dentition meet me same bus stop 2nyt, no lateness |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by Ben13: 4:10pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
see them |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by tytylayor: 4:22pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
tlk ur mind |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by romsky: 4:27pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
ben10 meant no harm just cant help d way he is |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by folly69(m): 4:37pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
MERIX bt still funny sha |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by bydot1(m): 5:03pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
xremi |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by tytylayor: 5:45pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
i tire o |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by sylve11: 6:23pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
ololumi |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by tytylayor: 10:31am On Aug 14, 2009 |
wazzup? |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by Ben13: 10:43am On Aug 14, 2009 |
the sky, dear. |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by sylve11: 11:23am On Aug 14, 2009 |
comort make i see important person |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by folly69(m): 11:24am On Aug 14, 2009 |
and clouds |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by sylve11: 11:30am On Aug 14, 2009 |
folly how r u? |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by tytylayor: 10:38am On Aug 17, 2009 |
he cannever be fyn coz he's still in d 69th position |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by romsky: 10:44am On Aug 17, 2009 |
eye witness report |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by Ben13: 11:02am On Aug 17, 2009 |
na she dey see everything unlike her lil hubby |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by romsky: 11:35am On Aug 17, 2009 |
at least e beta as one dey see all wetin d other no fit see |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by tytylayor: 2:07pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
see tatafos, hu call dems |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by Jeovy(m): 2:24pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
the story fake immediately u said golf club, those bush boys |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by Ben13: 2:50pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
u no want talk well bah? bush man!! |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by romsky: 12:40pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
bush meat |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by bydot1(m): 1:06pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
hunter |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by lordmassac(m): 1:13pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
this one na yawah |
Re: The Perfect Husband (sylve11) by Ben13: 2:22pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
which one? so the blind can see? |
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