Several men (sylve11, ben20001,folly69,dickele,dani1luv,mykali) are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man (syl) engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Sylve11: "Hello"

Romade: "Honey , it's me. Are you at the club?"

Sylve11: "Yes"

Romade: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000, Is it OK if I buy it?"

Sylve11: "Sure , go ahead if you like it that much."

Romade: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models. I saw one I really liked."

Sylve11: "How much?"

Romade: "$390,000.

Sylve11: "OK , but for that price I want it with all the options."

Romade: "Great! Oh , and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking
$2,950,000 for it.

Sylve11: "Well , then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000, They will
probably take it. If not , we can go the extra $150 , 000 if it's really
a pretty good price."

Romade: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

Sylve11: "Bye! I love you , too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment , mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

gud u kno ursef

Perfect Husband indeed

I've seen this before

wetin make i com do?

oya do

see them

tlk ur mind

MERIX bt still funny sha

xremi

i tire o

ololumi

wazzup?

the sky, dear.

comort make i see important person

and clouds

folly how r u?

he cannever be fyn coz he's still in d 69th position

na she dey see everything unlike her lil hubby

see tatafos, hu call dems

the story fake immediately u said golf club, those bush boys

u no want talk well bah? bush man!!

hunter

this one na yawah

which one? so the blind can see?