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15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 4:39pm On May 09, 2016
1. When the ATM in front of a bank
doesn’t have money in it.

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by Pheals(f): 4:42pm On May 09, 2016
I wonder y people start thread like this .... Using pics to described wat it doesn't march with
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 4:47pm On May 09, 2016
2. When the ATM swallows your card on a weekend.

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 4:49pm On May 09, 2016
3. Nigerians and “Are you the last pulzon on the queue? Amatyourback.”

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by ourkobo: 4:49pm On May 09, 2016
Madam watermelon! Abeg come cut watermelon and pineapple give me.. Add small cucumber,belike say na here I go sidan today
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 4:51pm On May 09, 2016
4. When someone tries to jump the queue.

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 4:52pm On May 09, 2016
5. You, when you want to check your account balance. Mind your business, please.

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by abujaticket: 4:53pm On May 09, 2016
Okay
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 4:54pm On May 09, 2016
6. When you don’t withdraw because you’re broke and someone asks “is it dispensing?” Uhm! Actually…The thing is…

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 4:55pm On May 09, 2016
7. When it doesn’t bring out your money but you get a debit alert.

Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 4:56pm On May 09, 2016
8. When someone asks you to help them use the ATM.

Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 4:57pm On May 09, 2016
9. When the person using the ATM is reading it as if it’s a novel.

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by donfineboy(m): 4:59pm On May 09, 2016
e dey alright
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 4:59pm On May 09, 2016
10. Whenever you see “Issuer or Switch Inoperative” What does this even mean?

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 5:00pm On May 09, 2016
11. When someone goes to the ATM that doesn’t have a line in front of it instead of going to the one with a queue. All of us that are not using it are mad, abi?

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 5:02pm On May 09, 2016
12. When the ATM asks if you want a receipt then says it doesn’t have paper.

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 5:04pm On May 09, 2016
13. When the ATM just swallowed someone’s card and they tell you to try your own. No, thanks.

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 5:04pm On May 09, 2016
14. You, when the ATM makes that ‘Krrrrrrrr’ sound. YES LORD!

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 5:05pm On May 09, 2016
15. How you feel every time your bank takes that N65:

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by marshalcarter: 5:10pm On May 09, 2016
Would have stayed and Lmao but m actually listening to orits wiliki-on my way to zion grin


Nyz 1 op....tiri gbosa for u

Sum1 should add a pix to dis caption"after sukurat drag line with u...you na alla her to enter...20mins later...she be lyk...boda mi..jooor..epp me to password it grin grin you na be lak...grin grin
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by buskie13(m): 9:40pm On May 09, 2016
and to ms pheals...it's not that bad...d pics corresponds with de words so well

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Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(m): 11:36pm On May 09, 2016
buskie13:
and to ms pheals...it's not that bad...d pics corresponds with de words so well
please tell her
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by Jamzig1(m): 11:49pm On May 09, 2016
*ribs cracking*.. so this is the new trend in comedy... lemme goan brainstorm mine too
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by tunaguy(m): 12:40am On May 10, 2016
I wan laugh die i relate too everything pata pata
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by olafunny(m): 12:40am On May 10, 2016
I wn sleep nw. I go comment tomorrow when the topic dn make fp
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by jimfarayola(m): 1:48am On May 10, 2016
very funny
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by glamz007(m): 6:42am On May 10, 2016
lol. criosly, it's annoying how some will wantu jump d queue.
the other day, a man had to form being deaf and dumb jz Becos he wanted to jump queue. meanwhile he has a phone with a power bank self.
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:46am On May 10, 2016
if yhi
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by prahcetomi(m): 8:59am On May 10, 2016
miztersale:
4. When someone tries to jump the queue.
I can relate to this.
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by Chestar5(f): 10:40am On May 10, 2016
D last picture, i can relate to dat....N65 can go a long way to my account angry
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by LEXYCOM: 11:53am On May 10, 2016
Oooo my God.......u nailed it.....I yam laughing hard
Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by iameugene(m): 1:37pm On May 10, 2016
Pheals:
I wonder y people start thread like this .... Using pics to described wat it doesn't march with
nna u self no sabi spell tongue

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