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The Wise Gateman by somubz(m): 9:05pm On Aug 14, 2009
Husband and wife in the bedroom,
wife: Honey!
Husband: Yes darling! :
W: I just got dis undies,
H: oh really!
Wsadput it in) does it suits me?
H: Yeap!
W: its a lie,you're deceiving me
H:No! I really mean it, or should I call d gateman 2 testify?
Gateman: (staring behind d window) I'm here sir,it really suits her, hahahahahahahah
Re: The Wise Gateman by Nobody: 9:08pm On Aug 14, 2009
somubz:

Husband and wife in the bedroom,
wife: Honey!
Husband: Yes darling! :
W: I just got dis undies,
H: oh really!
Wsadput it in) does it suits me?
H: Yeap!
W: its a lie,you're deceiving me
H:No! I really mean it, or should I call d gateman 2 testify?
Gateman: (staring behind d window) I'm here sir,it really suits her, hahahahahahahah

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Re: The Wise Gateman by sylve11: 9:36am On Aug 15, 2009
@poster, r u not the gate man? lol. nice one there cool
Re: The Wise Gateman by cbase: 10:40am On Aug 15, 2009
Spencer Must Hear This lipsrsealed
Re: The Wise Gateman by bydot1(m): 11:52am On Aug 15, 2009
hehehe grin nice one
Re: The Wise Gateman by sylve11: 12:02pm On Aug 15, 2009
cool
Re: The Wise Gateman by bydot1(m): 12:43pm On Aug 15, 2009
I guess u re the gateman! tongue
Re: The Wise Gateman by lordmassac(m): 12:48pm On Aug 15, 2009
the gateman like movies oooo grin grin grin
Re: The Wise Gateman by Jeovy(m): 4:01pm On Aug 15, 2009
funny u should know
Re: The Wise Gateman by mamagee6(f): 5:13pm On Aug 15, 2009
The gateman is a daft. grin grin
Re: The Wise Gateman by somubz(m): 7:34am On Aug 16, 2009
Nice on guyz, i dey feel Una
somubz,
Re: The Wise Gateman by somubz(m): 7:55am On Aug 16, 2009
Joy and Tolu's wedding
Pastor: who have any objection against this marriage b/4 the couples get hooked?
Tundesadthe best man) I!,
P:for what reason?
Tunde: because she is an undergraduate frm my bed reproduction tutorial.
Tolusadhusband)How do you mean?
Tuunde: she undestands,
Joysadwife) its a lie ,even d pastor that went five times didn't give certificate not to talk of U,that went thrice,
Tolu:that is nice!
Susansadpastor's daughter)
Tolu:Susaaaaaaaaaaaan, 4 dis reason I hereby increase your time to 4 hours of lesson,I rest my case
Pastor: I regret it in Jesus name,

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