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A lady walked into a pet shop, demanding for a parrot.The owner: "We have 2 kinds: one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself!""I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself", replied the lady.The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot."How do I look?", asked the lady."Like a prostitute!" replied the parrot."This parrot is rude: I won't buy it!", said the lady."Pls give me a moment!", replied the owner as he walked towards the backyard with the parrot.He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water & warned the parrot: "If u are rude to that lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket!"When the man came back to the counter he told the lady: "Now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure that he will be polite"CONVERSATION
Lady: "if I come home @ night with a man,what'll you call this man?"Parrot: "Your husband!"Lady: "Good! What if I come home with 2 men?"Parrot: "Your husband & your in-law!Lady: "Good! Good!! What if I come home with 3 men?"Parrot: "Your husband, your in-law & your brother!"Lady: "Gooood! What if I come home with 4men?"Also Read! 5 things love does to your brainThe parrot looked back at the owner & said:"Pls go & drown me: I said it earlier that this woman is a prostitute!"

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