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Letter To Miss Fresh Tomatoes by Nobody: 4:22pm On May 16, 2016
Miss Fresh tomatoes,
I hail o!
Of all the ladies in the market, only this dispensable woman wants to show herself. You want to show off some swag abi? Don't forget that you're a perishable woman o. Alternatives yakpa.
Only 3 balls of tomatoes now costs #300, Exactly the price of having a quickie from a roadside prostitute. You don try.
Fuel price is going up, ordinary fresh tomatoes too wants to mumu. If I slap you ehn? Your sense will format and reset. Anyway, your own case is no issue. We'll just bone you for a month, then you'll get back to your senses.
I'm a medic and I've never heard of a case where a patient was diagnosed and the causative agent was "lack of fresh tomato ions in his physiological system".

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Re: Letter To Miss Fresh Tomatoes by watered(m): 4:45pm On May 16, 2016
I'm feeling this poem
Re: Letter To Miss Fresh Tomatoes by prettyJoy22(f): 7:43pm On May 16, 2016
lol the thing tire everybody
Re: Letter To Miss Fresh Tomatoes by GasAndOilTheory(m): 12:12am On May 17, 2016
Who remembers the act TOYIN TOMATO and SHOARA.. super story
Re: Letter To Miss Fresh Tomatoes by Nobody: 5:50pm On May 17, 2016
GasAndOilTheory:
Who remembers the act TOYIN TOMATO and SHOARA.. super story
who wan remember that kind thing for this hard times na...LOL

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