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Imagine Football Clubs As Nigerian Musicians, This Is The Club They Stand For. by gboisgroups(m): 10:50pm On May 17, 2016
1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.

2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, He is still a boss in the industry.

3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management .

5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.

6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.

7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

12. Darey Alade – Barcelona
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.

13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!

14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.

18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect!

19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.

20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!

21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.

22. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.

23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth
That one still dey sing/play sef?

24. Phyno – Napoli
Nobody understands him but he’s making it.

This list is just for Fun!!

Drop your comments.

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Re: Imagine Football Clubs As Nigerian Musicians, This Is The Club They Stand For. by Nobody: 11:01pm On May 17, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin lol
Re: Imagine Football Clubs As Nigerian Musicians, This Is The Club They Stand For. by ihustler(m): 12:08am On May 18, 2016
How many nights did you use in figuring all these out?

Very apt and very classic!!!
Re: Imagine Football Clubs As Nigerian Musicians, This Is The Club They Stand For. by gboisgroups(m): 6:55am On Oct 08, 2016
Wao!!!
Re: Imagine Football Clubs As Nigerian Musicians, This Is The Club They Stand For. by muhamadnur: 8:58am On Oct 08, 2016
YCEE omo alhaji.

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