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If Musicians Were Football Teams (J Sea) by jsea(m): 8:47am On May 20, 2016
Imagine Football Clubs as Nigerian Musicians, This is the club they stand for.
See below:-
1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.
2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, He is still a boss in the industry.
3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.
4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management .
5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.
6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.
7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).
8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.
9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.
10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.
11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.
12. Darey Alade – Barcelona
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.
13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!
14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.
15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.
16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.
17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.
18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect!
19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.
20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!
21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.
22. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.
23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth
That one still dey sing/play sef?
24. Phyno – Napoli
Nobody understands him but he’s making it.
This list is just for Fun!!
Drop your comments
Abe add yours.
Re: If Musicians Were Football Teams (J Sea) by playtheblues(f): 9:05am On May 20, 2016
Who told you that nobody understands Phyno? Are you ok?
Re: If Musicians Were Football Teams (J Sea) by jsea(m): 9:13am On May 20, 2016
playtheblues:
Who told you that nobody understands Phyno? Are you ok?
yes I am cus I dnt understand him but I like him though

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