niggaz4life:
nah we the kids took all the houses lolzzz

Shym3xx:


Life is short, my nyggah. Enjoy life while you can.

A nyggah is about to smoke that Cuban cohiba cigar as I watch the NBA playoffs. Cigars and henny - that's the new anthem.

Shym3xx:


Loooooool.

Why you gotta to lie, my nyggah? Looool

niggaz4life:
nah mayne i gave up cigarettes and weed like 5 years ago. speaking of the playoffs, there is a game tonight ? cuz i dont think there is a game tonight. its tomorrow GSW vs OKC

niggaz4life:
Lie about what ? you want me to give you my sisters number so you can call her and ask ?

Shym3xx:


Cigars not cigarettes. Cigars are far better.

Yes. Raptors and Cleveland. Wanna see if Cavaliers would maintain their perfect record in the playoffs. And if Lowry would wake up.

I see OKC beating the Warriors in 6.

Shym3xx:


Has ya sister got a big batty like a lot of these Ijebu chics?

niggaz4life:
nah warriors got this one. trust me. so there is a game tonight ? are you watching online ? share the link bruv

niggaz4life:
hmmm not too big. kinda average batty i think.

Shym3xx:


I doubt it, especially if Durant and Westbrook can come big in their two home games. They already nicked one away.

Nah. I've got virgin...watching it on ESPN.

Shym3xx:


Lol.

Not interested in talking to her.

niggaz4life:
you wanna put money on it ? we can place a bet on it if you are so sure thunder will win. you down for a lil wager of 50 pounds ?

niggaz4life:
she a married woman with kids. she not interested in talking to you

Shym3xx:


I'm on it. £50.

OKC to progress to the NBA finals to face the Cavs.

niggaz4life:
ok i say GSW. just to let you know i am a man of my words. are you a man of your words and if i win will you send me the 50 pounds or you will start concocting stories ? lolzz

Shym3xx:


Lol.

Married women can get it.

Don't trust these married women - I see a lot of them at the gym tryna get a nyggah laid.

Shym3xx:


My word is my bond.

niggaz4life:
yeah not my sis. she dont play dat. her man is all the man she need. he an alpha alpha male

niggaz4life:
ok we have a deal.

Shym3xx:


Lool.

That's what they all say till they get the Mutombo.

I had one mad experience recently. Some 7 months old pregnant chic with huge batty was troubling a nyggah to beat it. Fam, some of these chics are nasty. Why would a decent chic want a next man to stick his mutombo on her seed's head? I had to tell her to fvck off.

I still crack jokes about it with my boy. Crazy heifer.

Shym3xx:

sinaj:






I think you are the one that got raised by an irresponsible illiterate parents!


That why u go about displaying stupidity inherited from your parents!



The stupidity has made u so dumb that u can't comprehend a simple write up nd I wonder how u gonna cope in a harsh environment like Nigeria.


I guess your mother would have gone out to look for her in every hotel so she can sit with her and talk because she is wiser downstairs

Just maybe tho.

Fool!

niggaz4life:
i hear all dat but my sis is different. we was raised right. strict upbringing with much morals. she not beating no niggas on the side. i can put my life on it. and like i said her dude is like an alpha male and is the son of a major general and they have close ties to the nigga who lost the governorship election to ambode. they all run in the same circles. trust me she not beating nobody on the side. so he dicking her down right and they are comfortable.

niggaz4life:
you about to lose 50 pounds ma nigga lolzzzz

Shym3xx:

Shym3xx:


Lool.

So you can say all these about ya sister, but disrespect the next man's sisters, no? I can violate ya sister if I wanted to, but I won't do that.

But never trust these women (not talking about ya sister here), they love fvcking, especially once they believe you can fvck them good. There's some next naij chic I was beating when she was engaged. Stop beating it when she got married and got pregnant. And now that she's had the baby I can beat it any time I want lool.

I saw her at the shopping centre one time with her hussy and the guy was acting all super in love. I had to keep a straight face and walk past them though she was smiling. Every time I bump into her, I just smack her bum any how. And this chic is nice, fam. She's Igbo.

niggaz4life:
hahaha you about to lose this time around. GSW got this one bro

Shym3xx:

niggaz4life:
you can say anything about my sis. they are just words. sticks and stones may break my bones but words ? you know the rest. listen you need to get to the point where words dont affect you cuz that is a weakness. you can say anything about my family and i just see it as words. heck i will join in with you to talk crazy about my own family. dats just the kinda nigga i am. i am carefree lolzzz

niggaz4life:
she aiitttt. is she african american ?

Shym3xx:


I'm cut from a different cloth - I don't mess around with my fam. Too close knitted. They're all riders and without them, I won't be here today. So I believe I owe them that.

Anyway, when you're gonna start popping babies? You're growing grey hair my nyggah.

niggaz4life:
at the age humphrey boggart and hugh grant started popping babies. in my forties. and i dont have a single grey hair on my head.