1. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wedded wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it would have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

2. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

3. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”

4. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

5. If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform

6. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

7. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.

8. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

9. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.

10. Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

Which one is your favourite? Mugabe's latest quote

It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

the fifth one made me knuck over my soup plate.
how do I finish this big wrap of semo now
muuuMMMYYYY!!!

number 4...especially the ones on naira land..instead of me to marry any of them I will use the money for there bride price to buy a dog,..

10

Lol....... The latest

Very great post. Especially the one on Cigarette, because I smoke, I really felt foolish after reading it.

President Mugabe is really loaded!

I have favorited all of them. All makes alot of sense.

Lol. No 2, 4 and 10.

SeverusSnape:

lol

Quite funny, but did he really say all these?

Lmao

....Fire on one end, a fool on the other end.


That man's tongue can cut a tree down