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"Lyrical Supplications"...An hilarious lyrical phone conversation with God! by poetictruthz(m): 3:57pm On May 22, 2016
Lyrical Supplications

Hello…. It’s me. I’ve been wondering if after all this years you ‘d like to meet…

Our Father who hath in heaven…
Kindly Pick up this call…

Pls do Lord, before some of our ‘Orente‘ change their mind and leave us for some Dorobucci who have already made endorsement deals!

Father,
We have listened to different versions of GoodTimes, very many stories of my brothers whose lives have been elevated from Lagos to Miami.

One of them promised in his single that the good tidings are coming This Year-
He sings in my dialect. And yes Lord, you know the guy . The ‘Odun Yi‘ crooner was reassuring!

Lord, we are almost in the mid-year , ‘we Neva Connect‘

Fada Fada, we need the Cocoa Butter, Yes Lord
Arrest any Karishika blocking the way
I too want to Celebrate .
Yes , I wish my story can be ‘O Set‘

Hello Lord ….hello!… Ehatago? (this network ehn…)

OK am still on…

“Lord, ‘E be like Say‘ they want to tell us another story again ooo…’

The first story was “deregu-whatever” ..That English is confusing .
Later it was SURE-something. One of the alphabets ends that one..

‘Now na subsidy ,abi na subsidiary?.. one of the above sha’

“Lord, we Don tire for these strange, non-pocket friendly languages oo..”
‘4 Instance‘ many are working with no pay

They aren’t getting a regular minimum wage.
Toil in service all through till their old age

Father, they need you to move from Grass to grace!
Send us your Spiritual Healing…

We are facing a lot Lord
Epileptic power supply with the exhorbitant fuel situation.
This is Double Wahala! .
Our ‘opolo eye suppose Don open eye by now o’
because if e better for every man Ajibole e no go dey!

‘Eleda mi’, our people can no longer Turn up
When we tell our excellencies our plights… They don’t just Listen

Lord, They Say in their hearts that the peoples’ wish is Story for the gods!

‘Na who dis dia selfishness don EPP?

I too want to be ‘Omo Abulesowo‘ ..even if the ruling party f**ks up..
‘Melo melo LA fe wi’ !
Their disappointments just keeps coming. Lord ,they Don’t Stop!

But Father, because you are the only one that is ABLE,
You can give a life far smoother than the rhythm of our dear Mr Capable
You can make me too ‘Jaiye Orimi‘… Yes,you can !
All I want is you. Your Blessing can do it Lord.

It isn’t a Yes /No affair.
Lord, pls say YES already!

If you do this Lord, I too will sing Godwin..

I will make everyone know u did it . If they ask I’ll say Oluwa Ni.
Including those who have been throwing Katapot of envy.
Let them have no choice but to celebrate me once I become a ‘Doro-mega-superstar’

Do something new Lord like you promised…
Do it before my faith goes weary.

‘I no wan discover MungoPark’ before i hammer Lord.

I thank you Father because you don’t ‘Woju‘ before you bless people.
You are a fair Lord.

Will I be ungrateful?
“Laye- Baba Mi ko Jo…!”

Forgive me Lord for the many Jamb questions I asked in my prayer today.

The frustrations in this land is like a stubborn Soldier -trying to form super power!

I know I don’t need to look for one Johnny to bless me . I don’t want any Caro to decieve me either.
Our superstars who have more ‘dough’ can’t even place their last names!
Afterall, I don’t know if Yemi has found him , neither has Starboy found her…

I thank you Lord because you didnt have to look for the people who will bless me.
You created them! And I know Even the heart of Kings are in your hands.

Thank you because you have done it.
Dammy requested , I am doing the same too – ‘help me sing AMIN oooo’
“A ma kole mole…. A ma bimo l’emo.. A ma lowo lowo…Asiri wa ko ni tu…”

Hey! Abegi sista, e Don do!

I doubt that your voice go sweet reach Simi’s.. No boda to sing..
If you share in my prayers .. just Type Amen! that should do

Brother ,u too stop! Ur voice harsh .. e be like when Terry-something handbell
dey ring!

Hello ,Heloooo!!! Lord… are u still on the line..?

Have you heard the new pump price,Lord?
(¶Toh–toh– Toh– toh¶.. …till fades!!!)
see Gobe !!!

The call don drop...
From my blog.
poeticthoughtzblog.

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