On Adam's first Erection, He said to his wife Eve, please stand back co's I don't know how long this thing is going to get.

One day the pen is and the balls were arguing;

The balls said to the pen is, you’re very wicked; anytime you go in to enjoy, you always leave us outside.

The pen is said my brother that place get bad smell; each time I go in, I always vomit.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

For students in da house; the difference between biology and sociology?

If the baby looks like the father thats biology but if it looks like the neighbour thats sociology.

An American lawyer and dani1luv are sitting side by side on a long flight; the lawyer feeling that dani1luv is very dumb decided to play a quick one on him.

The American then tells dani1luv to play a game with him; dani1luv refuses and grins softly to the man, the American insists and said that game would be fun; I'll ask you a question and if u fail, you'd give me $5 and if I fail yours,I'd give you $500.

Dani1luv then brightens at the sound of $500 and agrees to play the game.
Then the American asks his question.

American: "wats the distance between the sun and the moon",

Dani1luv: *Scratches his head for sometime*, then reaches to his pocket and gives the American $5,

One day Romade said to tytylayor his wife.

Romade: tytylayor, when I die will you marry somebody else.

Tytylayor: Maybe.

Romade: Will you give him my wrist watch?

Tytylayor: Maybe,

Romade: Will you allow him on our bed?

Tytylayor: Maybe

Romade: Will you let him wear my best suites?.

Tytylayor: No cos he is shorter.

Sylve the drunkard was stumbling down the street with one foot on the road and one foot in the gutter. Clems saw him and said, "O! boy, you drunl o!

Sylve looks surprised and said to the Clems "Bros, you sure say I de drunk; Yes Clems replied; you de drunk.

Breathing a sigh of relief sylve said, "Thank God for that, I be think say I de crippled."

Oh no; I can't help but regred;

If only If adam and eve were chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

3 women Abbygyal, sexyLeamon and tytylayor were talkin about their husbands performance in bed.

Abbygal said that her husband put his entire hand in her cunt,

SexyLeamon said that hers put his entire leg in.

Then Abbygal and Sexyleamon look at tytylayor waitin for her story, she then stood up and lifted her skirt saying 'hey Romade, come out and meet my two friends'

Ben and his son mykali were coming out from the Jamb office.

Ben: "What's your score?"

Mykali :"They gave me 60 again"

Ben:"Olodo son 60 over 400; do you know how embarassing you're to me"?

Mykali said nothing.

Just some blocks away from their house a car speed and splashed dity water on them

Ben:"that man must be stupid for driving that way!"

Mykali :"Do you know how embarassing it can be to have a poor father who can't even afford a car"?

crazykid:

One day Romade said to tytylayor his wife.

Romade: tytylayor, when I die will you marry somebody else.

Tytylayor: Maybe.

Romade: Will you give him my wrist watch?

Tytylayor: Maybe,

Romade: Will you allow him on our bed?

Tytylayor: Maybe

Romade: Will you let him wear my best suites?.

Tytylayor: No cos he is shorter.

no no no, my syl is not short

crazykid:

3 women Abbygyal, sexyLeamon and tytylayor were talkin about their husbands performance in bed.

Abbygal said that her husband put his entire hand in her cunt,

SexyLeamon said that hers put his entire leg in.

Then Abbygal and Sexyleamon look at tytylayor waitin for her story, she then stood up and lifted her skirt saying 'hey Romade, come out and meet my two friends'

wetin we do u now

@jokes, thumbs up for u madboy

Ahahah

I cant help this, roflmao

Hey! man suffer. see as crazy pikin dey take us shine.

Clems the artist found out that he was beginning to loose his drawing skills; goes to sylve11 who happens to be a (drunk ) consultant and explains his problem to him.

Clems: Good morning sir.

Sylve: Hic. . . Hic . . .ehen: good morning oga

Clems: Sir, I just discovered that I’m beginning to loose my drawing skills, do you know what I can do to get them back?

Sylve: Hic. . . Hic. . .Oga go and start eating draw soup hic. . . and your drawing skills would come back hic. . . hic. , .

crazykid:

3 women Abbygyal, sexyLeamon and tytylayor were talkin about their husbands performance in bed.

Abbygal said that her husband put his entire hand in her cunt,

SexyLeamon said that hers put his entire leg in.

Then Abbygal and Sexyleamon look at tytylayor waitin for her story, she then stood up and lifted her skirt saying 'hey Romade, come out and meet my two friends'

chineke, i don suffer! . . .im nt even married ooo

simple!

and u r happy about that

Dnt tell me ure on d list

guiness buk of record list?yes

u wish

crazykid:

Oh no; I can't help but regred;

If only If adam and eve were chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

True talk.

crazykid:

3 women Abbygyal, sexyLeamon and tytylayor were talkin about their husbands performance in bed.

Abbygal said that her husband put his entire hand in her cunt,

SexyLeamon said that hers put his entire leg in.

Then Abbygal and Sexyleamon look at tytylayor waitin for her story, she then stood up and lifted her skirt saying 'hey Romade, come out and meet my two friends'

Lol. . . crazy tin

Oh No!

Oh yeah!

.

wahala dey o

We no go see am o

Make una de spray me money nao. . .

Abi na only laf una wan laf