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Love Before Marriage by jesseking: 4:52pm On May 26, 2016
Conversation between a guy and his fiance.

He: yes.at last!it was so hard to wait.

She: do you want me to leave?

He: no! Don't even think about it!

She: do you love me?

He: of course! Over and over.

She: have you ever cheated on me?

He: no! why are you asking?

She: will you kiss me?

He: every chance i get.

She: will you hit me?

He: are you crazy? I am not that kind of person.

She: can i trust you?

He: yes

she:darling!


AFTER MARRIAGE SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO THE TOP

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Re: Love Before Marriage by jesseking: 4:56pm On May 26, 2016
jesseking:
Conversation between a guy and his fiance.
He: yes.at last!it was so hard to wait.

She: do you want me to leave?

He: no! Don't even think about it!

She: do you love me?

He: of course! Over and over.

She: have you ever cheated on me?

He: no! why are you asking?

She: will you kiss me?

He: every chance i get.

She: will you hit me?

He: are you crazy? I am not that kind of person.

She: can i trust you?

He: yes

she:darling!



AFTER MARRIAGE SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO THE TOP
jesseking:
Conversation between a guy and his fiance.
He: yes.at last!it was so hard to wait.

She: do you want me to leave?

He: no! Don't even think about it!

She: do you love me?

He: of course! Over and over.

She: have you ever cheated on me?

He: no! why are you asking?

She: will you kiss me?

He: every chance i get.

She: will you hit me?

He: are you crazy? I am not that kind of person.

She: can i trust you?

He: yes

she:darling!



AFTER MARRIAGE SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO THE TOP
jesseking:
Conversation between a guy and his fiance.
He: yes.at last!it was so hard to wait.

She: do you want me to leave?

He: no! Don't even think about it!

She: do you love me?

He: of course! Over and over.

She: have you ever cheated on me?

He: no! why are you asking?

She: will you kiss me?

He: every chance i get.

She: will you hit me?

He: are you crazy? I am not that kind of person.

She: can i trust you?

He: yes

she:darling!



AFTER MARRIAGE SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO THE TOP
Re: Love Before Marriage by Carter29: 2:09pm On May 27, 2016
Wow...

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