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My Experience At A Birthday Party Yesterday by samusonite: 2:44pm On May 28, 2016
Yesterday, I attended a birthday party- A gathering of about 100 people.

I sat at the front seat. Then a lady
started sharing food. She started
from the back and unfortunately, it didn't reach us at the front.

When her friends started sharing
drinks, they started from the
front but unfortunately I have
already changed by seat to the
back. Again the drink didn't reach me.

I was so furious and I stood up
to take my leave but then I saw
three ladies each with a big
bowl. This time, I tried to be wise
by seating at the middle.

To my uttermost surprise,
One of the ladies started sharing
from the front...and the second
lady started distributing from the
back. It was turkey meat. When it got to the middle where
I was seated it got finished
again.

Feeling so frustrated, I bent my
head, not looking at any face...but
then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick...


I stretched my hand...


Guess what was in the bowl??
It was Toothpick.
Re: My Experience At A Birthday Party Yesterday by Nobody: 2:47pm On May 28, 2016
Is the lady still alive ...tell me you forced those toothpicks down her throat!! angry
Re: My Experience At A Birthday Party Yesterday by ojnnaco(m): 2:56pm On May 28, 2016
This disgrace is Mighty ... Where the lady that gave u the toothpick.. is her teeth's still complete....??
Sorry bro for the unfortunate happenings
Re: My Experience At A Birthday Party Yesterday by Nobody: 3:07pm On May 28, 2016
Hehehe sorry op
Re: My Experience At A Birthday Party Yesterday by Nobody: 3:45pm On May 28, 2016
samusonite:
Yesterday, I attended a birthday party- A gathering of about 100 people.

I sat at the front seat. Then a lady
started sharing food. She started
from the back and unfortunately, it didn't reach us at the front.

When her friends started sharing
drinks, they started from the
front but unfortunately I have
already changed by seat to the
back. Again the drink didn't reach me.

I was so furious and I stood up
to take my leave but then I saw
three ladies each with a big
bowl. This time, I tried to be wise
by seating at the middle.

To my uttermost surprise,
One of the ladies started sharing
from the front...and the second
lady started distributing from the
back. It was turkey meat. When it got to the middle where
I was seated it got finished
again.

Feeling so frustrated, I bent my
head, not looking at any face...but
then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick...


I stretched my hand...


Guess what was in the bowl??
It was Toothpick.
u for collect am na..

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