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For The Streets by gradeA(m): 8:22pm On May 30, 2016
For the streets...

ME: Hi cutie
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HER: Hi
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ME: I think You are cute
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HER: Thank you
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ME: can i go out with you on Friday ?
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HER : What do you do for a living?..
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ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that has possibility of high returns..
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HER : Wow, that's amazing..so like stock exchange or Something like that?.
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ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investment, analyzing and investing in business opportunities around England, Spain, Germany just to mention a few..
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HER : *smiling* OK, that explains your good looks all through!..
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Smh...If only she knew i was talking about Bet9ja.

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