lopjohnny:

I received the text below from the phone number
08137722023. Please read. "Dear Customer, Due to the BVN
validation in
compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM
card has been De_activated call our help line on 08101094147 now.
I promptly called the guy and below is the
abridged version of our conversation.
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Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.
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The Man: oh my God, you just received our
message and you called! So you're affected by
the BVN problem?
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Me: you said my ATM is
deactivated?
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The man: which bank are you using?
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Me: Which of my ATM is
deactivated?
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The Man: Which bank are you using?
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Me: You deactivated my ATM so you should know
which one you deactivated.
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The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
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Me: No sir, I don't use First Bank.
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The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.
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Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.
The Man. What of GTB?
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Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it
was formally Bank of the North.
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The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having
problems. What's your account number?
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Me: I don't know, can't
remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.
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The Man: Okay just take out your ATM let me
check my system for you.
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Me: Which bank are you working with?
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The Man: CBN
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Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.
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The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria.
We control banks from our office.
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Me: What's your name sir.
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The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with
you now?
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Me: The one your father gave me.
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The man: My father?
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Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a
petty thief. Go and look for work.
The line went dead.
kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to
anybody on the phone. It could save a life.
Pls Share.
Beware of 419.

The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with
you now?
.
Me: The one your father gave me.
.
The man: My father?
.
Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a
petty thief. Go and look for work.
The line went dead.
kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to
anybody on the phone. It could save a life.
Pls Share.
Beware of 419.

lekjons:
Op, you for tell am na..
you know say economy harsh!