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Can't Laugh Alone O,joke FOR 2DAY by bisiboi(m): 9:43am On Jun 04, 2016 |
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING: which one is the
funniest(i choose 11)..choose one
1)~When the person interviewing you at your
new
job
is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
Bro, u go apologise tire.!
2)When you abuse your friend "your mama!!!" and
then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at
you.
oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!
3)When Mosquito lands on your father's bald
head
and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...
4) When you update"salary things" on Facebook
and
your landlord comments "on point"""
U go travel go villa by force.
5)When you're in a bus and you throw away your
#500 note instead of gala wrapper.
Chai! E don do be dat!
6)When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take
light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And he's
there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.
7)When u dey on top okada and the okada man
dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.
When you finish eating in an eatery and u find
out wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.
9)When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish.
10)~When u give beggar #500 note instead
of #50.
11)When soldier punish u finish come release u
make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout
"officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree
start again.
12)When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala and the
seller
run
wit N950 change...
13)When you post on Facebook "My boss is an
idiot"
and ur boss like ur post.
No just go work tomorrow. |
Re: Can't Laugh Alone O,joke FOR 2DAY by mamawin(f): 11:13am On Jun 04, 2016 |
eleyi lagbara o, lwkmd 4, 11 and 13 are the funniest 1 Like |
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