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The Igboman And The Lawyer. by WonderManly(m): 10:25pm On Jun 04, 2016
An Igbo man couldn't find a job So he opened a clinic nd puts a sign outside GET TREATMENT 4 #40,000 IF NOT CURED GET BACK #200,000. A lawya thought its an opportunity 4 him. He went to d clinic
Lawyer: I hav lost my sense of taste.
Igboman: Take out medicine 4rm box no 22 nd put 3 drops in his mouth.
Lawya: Ugh, Dis is kerosene.
Igboman: Congrats, ur sense of taste is
restored. Giv me #40,000" D lawya left in anger nd afta a few days he went back 2d clinic
Lawya: I've lost my memory. I can't
rememba anytin.
Igboman: Take out medicine 4rm box no 22 nd put 3 drops in his mouth.
Lawya: Dis is kerosene u gav 2 me last time 4 restoring my taste.
Igboman: Congrats. U got ur memory
bak. Giv me #40,000. D fuming lawya pays him, nd den coms bak
a week lata determined 2 get bak #200,000.
Lawya: My eyesight has bcom very week.
Igboman: Well i dnt hav any medicine 4dat, so tak dis #200,000.
Lawya: Bt dis is #40,000 nt #200,000.
Igboman: Congrats. ur eyesight has been restored. giv me #40,000. Nawa o!

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Re: The Igboman And The Lawyer. by watered(m): 10:46pm On Jun 04, 2016
Proudly 5percent!

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Re: The Igboman And The Lawyer. by Kingslaw(m): 10:52pm On Jun 04, 2016
five percent everywhere you go!

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Re: The Igboman And The Lawyer. by starpon1: 10:57pm On Jun 04, 2016
proudly 5% the hustle is Real

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