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Pregnant? by galatico(m): 11:11am On Aug 26, 2009 |
While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating." "I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" he asked. "For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?" "I switched cocks." "What a coincidence," she said, smiling |
Re: Pregnant? by bydot1(m): 11:18am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Hmm |
Re: Pregnant? by romsky: 11:31am On Aug 26, 2009 |
na u be d infertile husband? |
Re: Pregnant? by bydot1(m): 11:35am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Thats why ur wife is cheatin on u |
Re: Pregnant? by bydot1(m): 11:37am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Dnt even knw may be u be wify or husy, ur gendr is a mystery totoh |
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