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Poll: How often do U make grammatical errors?

Everyday: 17% (17 votes)
Quite regularly, not everyday though: 62% (61 votes)
Never have: 20% (20 votes)
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Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by tyrex(m): 6:24pm On Nov 24, 2006
Real experiences please, no hoaxes. Here are a few I've come by:

*A few years ago, a girl who was working for my dad at the time asked my sister to tell me to barb my hair, but she got it all wrong. Here's what she said:

- ", told your brother to go and barber his hair"   shocked

of course I barbed my hair the very next day to save her from such errors in future.


*I heard this one in passing; 2 girls were discussing. I was sitting accross the table away from them and the following ensued:

1st girl: You were supposed to come to my house yesterday (referring to her friend)
Her friend: I came, really I did
1st girl: You're lying, you didn't came   shocked   shocked

my lower jaw almost dropped to the table


*On another occasion, a guy was admiring his friend's new watch and wanted to find out the price. Here's what happened:
1st guy: Men, Fred your watch is "tech"
Fred (his friend): Thanks
1st guy: How much did you bought it?   shocked   shocked   shocked


That's as bad as it can get. More coming soon. grin
Got any of yours, put it down aight? wink
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Ndipe(m): 7:38pm On Nov 24, 2006
Na English I go chop?
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by tyrex(m): 7:45pm On Nov 24, 2006
Ndipe, if U read the thread properly it said you only have to respond if U got one more to post not flaunt Ur right to "express" Urself
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 8:23pm On Nov 24, 2006
someone once said

i am cooking my eat for fooding . . . . . grin grin grin
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by saintbeng(m): 8:25pm On Nov 24, 2006
Don't look at the up, look at the down.
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 8:28pm On Nov 24, 2006
that my one friend who is lived here. . . .
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by eslynera(f): 8:29pm On Nov 24, 2006
undecided
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by nilla(f): 8:30pm On Nov 24, 2006
grin  grin  grin
funny, will put up mine when i make them again remember.
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 8:33pm On Nov 24, 2006
hey wait what is you saying now now
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by CrazyMan(m): 7:02pm On Nov 25, 2006
As i was coming home, i see somebody.
somebody tell me to come home i cross road, motor nearly jam me.
later i reach house sad
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by tyrex(m): 9:43pm On Nov 25, 2006
Just heard this a while ago and I couldn't resist puttin it up though I'm very sleepy:


Do you Knows what time it is?
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by ikamefa(f): 10:08pm On Nov 25, 2006
i heard this way back when was in hight school

I am talking you are laughter! what is causing your laughing? cheesy
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by rezzy: 3:46pm On Nov 26, 2006
My lecturer said this"this department is the worsest in the school" Last year,my brother asked a girl"where are u going to again?"the girl answered 'my father sent me message the first time when i got home ,he na sont me another message'
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by tyrex(m): 7:23pm On Nov 26, 2006
Heard these two from Nairaland members lol

Does that settles it?

and

You know say na you saved me yesterday

lol grin
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 7:30pm On Nov 26, 2006
someone said bout 30 mins ago

they are winned us grin
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by ikamefa(f): 8:17pm On Nov 26, 2006
what about


why shall i shy
? cheesy
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by eslynera(f): 8:26pm On Nov 26, 2006
@tyrex, lol this is funny grin.

but i've also noticed sumthin, how comes even singers/musicians sometimes sing wrongly, grammatically.
especially Sean Paul. maybe it's only me, but i don't think so, somebody read the lyrics for temperature chorus. then ya'll tell me. cheesy
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Ndipe(m): 11:21pm On Nov 26, 2006
@tyrex, lol this is funny .

but i've also noticed sumthin, how[b] comes[/b] even singers/musicians sometimes sing wrongly, grammatically.
especially Sean Paul. maybe it's only me, but i don't think so, somebody read the lyrics for temperature chorus. then ya'll tell me. 

Ndipe:

Why don't you take the time to edit your posts before laughing at people's grammatical blunders?
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by ikamefa(f): 4:01am On Nov 27, 2006
cheesy abeg let the gal be! na slip of fingers cheesy

anybodi can make a mistook " grin "
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mrmetoo(m): 6:03am On Nov 27, 2006
My sister's boarding house mistress once told my dad
"Your daughter is very PLAYINGFUL"
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 1:54pm On Nov 27, 2006
my friend just said


why wont you going with us grin grin grin grin
she's mad cuz i cant stop laffing grin
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by iice(f): 1:58pm On Nov 27, 2006
This is one i saw in a profile, advance apologies man but it was undecided

I want to be an hero

Another i saw in someone's signature was :-

I am a grate man
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 2:13pm On Nov 27, 2006
this one in a location

Nigeria/Lagos/ love is the wisdom of the full and the folly of the wise. undecided
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Mystique(f): 4:27pm On Nov 28, 2006
Oluchi (Mnet Face of Africa): If i did it, you too can did it[/color] shocked shocked


Lagbaja: Idea is need[color=#990000]
shocked shocked
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 12:36pm On Nov 29, 2006
the only married woman that is hungrying me

someone said this on yim just now grin grin grin he he he he he
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by iice(f): 2:33pm On Nov 29, 2006
@ muki, if na yim i get am many lol
Someone said this 2 me yesterday

You should try to be more patience
and then he added
it will help you to be understand

another said
i like the way you site in that pic
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by JosBoy4Lif(m): 2:34pm On Nov 29, 2006
I speek inglis well
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by saintbeng(m): 6:55pm On Nov 29, 2006
Driver, i will drop here.
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by marlet01(m): 7:03pm On Nov 29, 2006
how about
i want to sit down.
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by saintbeng(m): 7:13pm On Nov 29, 2006
Please, dress for me.
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by eslynera(f): 7:47pm On Nov 29, 2006
@Ndipe, atleast mine hasn't been noticed all over the world, but he's a celeb/singer, and has been noticed by many people, if you havn't noticed, den you're one of dem, so just lick da ground and go to bed. angry
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by tyrex(m): 9:32pm On Nov 29, 2006
I heard this one in school today

based on a discussion of school fees, someone said:

oh, so you didn't knew

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