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Real experiences please, no hoaxes. Here are a few I've come by:

*A few years ago, a girl who was working for my dad at the time asked my sister to tell me to barb my hair, but she got it all wrong. Here's what she said:

- ", told your brother to go and barber his hair"   

of course I barbed my hair the very next day to save her from such errors in future.


*I heard this one in passing; 2 girls were discussing. I was sitting accross the table away from them and the following ensued:

1st girl: You were supposed to come to my house yesterday (referring to her friend)
Her friend: I came, really I did
1st girl: You're lying, you didn't came      

my lower jaw almost dropped to the table


*On another occasion, a guy was admiring his friend's new watch and wanted to find out the price. Here's what happened:
1st guy: Men, Fred your watch is "tech"
Fred (his friend): Thanks
1st guy: How much did you bought it?         


That's as bad as it can get. More coming soon.
Got any of yours, put it down aight?

Na English I go chop?

Ndipe, if U read the thread properly it said you only have to respond if U got one more to post not flaunt Ur right to "express" Urself

someone once said

i am cooking my eat for fooding . . . . .

Don't look at the up, look at the down.

that my one friend who is lived here. . . .

   
funny, will put up mine when i make them again remember.

hey wait what is you saying now now

As i was coming home, i see somebody.
somebody tell me to come home i cross road, motor nearly jam me.
later i reach house

Just heard this a while ago and I couldn't resist puttin it up though I'm very sleepy:


Do you Knows what time it is?

i heard this way back when was in hight school

I am talking you are laughter! what is causing your laughing?

My lecturer said this"this department is the worsest in the school" Last year,my brother asked a girl"where are u going to again?"the girl answered 'my father sent me message the first time when i got home ,he na sont me another message'

Heard these two from Nairaland members lol

Does that settles it?

and

You know say na you saved me yesterday

lol

someone said bout 30 mins ago

they are winned us

what about


why shall i shy?

@tyrex, lol this is funny .

but i've also noticed sumthin, how comes even singers/musicians sometimes sing wrongly, grammatically.
especially Sean Paul. maybe it's only me, but i don't think so, somebody read the lyrics for temperature chorus. then ya'll tell me.

@tyrex, lol this is funny .

but i've also noticed sumthin, how[b] comes[/b] even singers/musicians sometimes sing wrongly, grammatically.
especially Sean Paul. maybe it's only me, but i don't think so, somebody read the lyrics for temperature chorus. then ya'll tell me. 

Ndipe:

Why don't you take the time to edit your posts before laughing at people's grammatical blunders?

abeg let the gal be! na slip of fingers

anybodi can make a mistook " "

My sister's boarding house mistress once told my dad
"Your daughter is very PLAYINGFUL"

my friend just said


why wont you going with us
she's mad cuz i cant stop laffing

this one in a location

Nigeria/Lagos/ love is the wisdom of the full and the folly of the wise.

Oluchi (Mnet Face of Africa): If i did it, you too can did it[/color]


Lagbaja: Idea is need[color=#990000]

the only married woman that is hungrying me

someone said this on yim just now he he he he he

I speek inglis well

Driver, i will drop here.

how about
i want to sit down.

Please, dress for me.

@Ndipe, atleast mine hasn't been noticed all over the world, but he's a celeb/singer, and has been noticed by many people, if you havn't noticed, den you're one of dem, so just lick da ground and go to bed.

I heard this one in school today

based on a discussion of school fees, someone said:

oh, so you didn't knew