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How I Feed 5million Ants With My Nysc Allowee by andystash(m): 6:05pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
I woke up this morning feeling so hungry, it was as though i hadn't eaten for five good days so i decided to take a stroll to my kitchen to possibly visit my pot since i had left over food from the previous night. On reaching my kitchen, i discovered the reason i have been malnourished of late. Am actually the kind of guy that loves cooking good food, but recently i have been eating less than i cook. So where is the rest portion of the food i cook on a daily basis going to? When i opened the pot, i discovered i have actually been using my NYSC allowance to feed myself and over 5million Abua ants. This is way too much for an average corp member whose monthly take home allowance of #19800 can't really take him home. At this point in time when the economy of the country is so good. I can't afford to continue feeding over 5million ants on a daily basis. They might look smallish in nature but one thing is sure, they eat more than i do (when in a group). They are ANTS OF DESTINY waiting to raise their next generation with my hard earned NYSC allowance... No way!.... check out more @ www.stashinfo..co.ke/2016/06/ants-of-destiny.html?m=0 |
Re: How I Feed 5million Ants With My Nysc Allowee by banjicom(m): 7:06pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
stop complaining!!! There is love in sharing The bible says love your neighbor has yourself 1 Like |
Re: How I Feed 5million Ants With My Nysc Allowee by andystash(m): 10:24am On Jun 14, 2016 |
haha.....abi ooo |
Re: How I Feed 5million Ants With My Nysc Allowee by andystash(m): 10:25am On Jun 14, 2016 |
banjicom: abi ooo |
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