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How I Feed 5million Ants With My Nysc Allowee by andystash(m): 6:05pm On Jun 09, 2016
I woke up this morning feeling so hungry, it was
as though i hadn't eaten for five good days so i
decided to take a stroll to my kitchen to possibly
visit my pot since i had left over food from the
previous night. On reaching my kitchen, i
discovered the reason i have been malnourished of
late.

Am actually the kind of guy that loves cooking
good food, but recently i have been eating less
than i cook. So where is the rest portion of the
food i cook on a daily basis going to?

When i opened the pot, i discovered i have actually
been using my NYSC allowance to feed myself and
over 5million Abua ants. This is way too much for
an average corp member whose monthly take
home allowance of #19800 can't really take him
home.

At this point in time when the economy of the
country is so good. I can't afford to continue
feeding over 5million ants on a daily basis. They
might look smallish in nature but one thing is
sure, they eat more than i do (when in a group).
They are ANTS OF DESTINY waiting to raise their
next generation with my hard earned NYSC
allowance...


No way!....

check out more @
www.stashinfo..co.ke/2016/06/ants-of-destiny.html?m=0
Re: How I Feed 5million Ants With My Nysc Allowee by banjicom(m): 7:06pm On Jun 09, 2016
angry stop complaining!!!
There is love in sharing cheesy
The bible says love your neighbor has yourself

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Re: How I Feed 5million Ants With My Nysc Allowee by andystash(m): 10:24am On Jun 14, 2016
haha.....abi ooo
Re: How I Feed 5million Ants With My Nysc Allowee by andystash(m): 10:25am On Jun 14, 2016
banjicom:
angry stop complaining!!!
There is love in sharing cheesy
The bible says love your neighbor has yourself


abi ooo

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