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Jesus Wept by snokky(m): 12:04pm On Aug 28, 2009
Three young guys were taken to heaven by Jesus for a visit so they can come back and give accounts.

The 1sy guy from NYC, after seen heaven and all the extraordinary n mouth-watering city of God, he came to Jesus and ask.

Father, plz how many years do u think it will take NYC to be like this place, Jesus answered, roughly 50yrs with very innovative men in Govt.

The 2nd guy from Tokyo,Japan as the same question and Jesus said 100years.


Now, naija guy com ask, Jesus plz be sincere how long do u think it will take Lagos to be like here,

Then Jesus shook his head and bow down and every1 was wondering, when he raised his head, Lo and Behold,  Jesus wept!!!!!!!!!!

All we reeeee sayingggggggg, Yara'dull' give us light.

Yes,  Light, nepa, electricity,  yes, ina ijoba, yea, i mean ina nepa thatz problem,  yes,  light
Re: Jesus Wept by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Aug 29, 2009
silly joke,not worth the effort, try harder next time and stop wasting cyber space
Re: Jesus Wept by fitinwell: 6:41pm On Aug 30, 2009
clemcykul:

silly joke,not worth the effort, try harder next time and stop wasting cyber space
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keep it up snokky guy don't mind that accuser let him / her go ahead and compose is Joke if it's that easy,  at list if probabyly yar adua  the nigerian president / fashola sees it might touch there heart,  this another medium to xpress your own veiw and encourage bot critics
Re: Jesus Wept by BossTtdiamonds(m): 8:01am On Aug 31, 2009
Fitinwell, Wtf? Are u talkin' 'bout, cant u sed tis' is one silly as$ joke

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