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Akpororo N Friends (the Joke Master) by DaPrynce(m): 1:12pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
*Craze no hard to form,na the
trekking be wahala. English
translation : Easier said than
done.
*No matter how hot your temper
be,e no fit boil beans. English
translation: Calm down, your
temper won’t solve the problem.
*Chicken wey run from Borno go
Ibadan go still end up inside pot
of soup. English translation: You
can’t run away from your destiny
*Today’s newspaper na
tomorrow Suya wrap. English
translation: Keep calm! Nothing
lasts forever.
*Cow wey dey in a hurry to go
America go come back as corn
beef. English translation: Just be
patient. Let the game come to
you. Don’t rush!
*Akara and moin moin get the
same parent, na wetin dem pass
through make dem different.
English translation: How you start
doesn’t matter, what matters is
how you finish.
*Leave matter for Mathias and
Sabi for Sabinus. English
translation: Give everyone what
they deserve.
*The difference between
kpekere and plantain chips na
packaging. English translation:
Don’t judge based on
appearance alone.
*Escort me, Escort me, na im
slave trade take start. English
translation: Serious things
sometimes start like a joke.
*The water wey dem use take
make eba can never be
recovered back. English
translation: Don’t cry over spilled
milk. |
Re: Akpororo N Friends (the Joke Master) by DaPrynce(m): 1:27pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Akpos a crippled was arrested in
connection of stealing a big
refrigerator. On judgment day a
Judge from High Court said,
“upon looking at you, i have seen
that you cant be a thief due to
your walking disability. So, since
they have disgraced you and
your CV has been destroyed i
order you to take this
refrigerator to be yours from
today. Let it be
your compensation”. Akpos
thanked the Judge and with joy
he jumped down from his hand
bicycle. He crawled and took the
refrigrator by the back going
home. After he crawled about ten
metres, the Judge said, “you have
successfully shown us that you
are indeed a thief. Now you are
jailed for two years
imprisonment with hard labour. |
Re: Akpororo N Friends (the Joke Master) by DaPrynce(m): 1:29pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Did you know ?
1. MOSQUE has 6 letters so does
CHURCH.
2. QURAN has 5 letters so does
BIBLE.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
…
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does
LOVE.
5. ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does
FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5 letters, so does
TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4 letters, so does
HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does
POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7 letters, so does
SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5 letters, but so
does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 letters, so does
HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 letters,so does
WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 letters,so does
POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 letters,so does
PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 letters,so
does IGNORANCE |
Re: Akpororo N Friends (the Joke Master) by DaPrynce(m): 1:37pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
A Warri tenant walked in & saw
his landlord’s son trying to
commit suicide & a brief
conversation ensued:
Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do
so?
Akpos: I dey try commit suicide,
as Papa dey always complain say
my life dey worthless!
Tenant: That one no good now…
but why you come tie de rope for
your waist?
Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o!
I bin tie de rope for neck, I
NEARLY DIE!
Bad Mood
Akpos sat in a bar and was very
moody. Soni goes over and asks;
‘Akpos, wetin happen?’.
A very sad looking Akpos replied:
‘I borrow Rukewe N2million to
do facial surgery, and now I no
fit recognize am to collect my
money back.
Letter Bomb!
Two boko Haram boys, Habib &
Akpo are making letter bombs.
Habib: “I’m not sure whether I
put enough explosive in this
envelope before I sealed it.”
Akpo: “Well, then open it and
look.”
Habib: “But if I open it, it will
explode!”
Akpos: “Don’t be stupid – it’s not
addressed to you!
Today’s lesson at school is
Animal science
Teacher:wot is a baby lizard
called?
Akpos: a baby lizard is called
lizzybaby.
The Exam
During the exam, Akpors kept
looking under the table, then he
would write on the answer
sheet. His teacher saw him doing
that & thought he was copying.
When collecting the paper after
the exam..
Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10
marks.
Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do you know that I
was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under
the table.
Akpors: *laughing* Question 9
said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “.
Akpos Papa
Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you
drive am commot for school,
Wetin he do
Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son no
know book at all, He no fit spell ”
LION ”
Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah…You know
say na SMALL pikin……You for tell
am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL
like ” MOSQUITO |
Re: Akpororo N Friends (the Joke Master) by DaPrynce(m): 1:44pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Plantains
Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the lipe one or
the unlipe one?
He asks "Which one? The ripe
one or the unripe one?", some
people (like me) have trouble
with the 'r', and with some
people, it sounds like an 'l'
Teacher: what difference does it
make? Just spell plantain!
Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe
one na 'DODO',
if you fly the unlipe one na 'SHIPS'
if you loast am, na 'BORLI'
All of them na plantain,
so whish one you wan make I
spell? |
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