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Sunday Rants by Nobody: 1:28pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
#beginingofsundayrant
I really had a good time with an old friend
who is now a hotel manager last week…
I was at his office during the week, having a
reasonable argument with his friend. One
thing led to another and we started talking
about school drop outs….
I laughed seriously when he said “Bill
gates and Mark Zuckerberg are university
drop out yet they make it big in life”
And i said “Guy remember they dropped
out of Harvard university and not UNIBEN,
no offence but a Harvard university
dropout is equal to a PHD degree holder in
UNIBEN”
I haven’t finished my sentence when my
friend’s office line rang…
Over the line a male voice was screaming
“please come fast ooo, I am having an
argument my wife and she says she will
jump out of your hotel window”
My friend: sir, am sorry, but this is your
personal issue
The voice: you IDIOT, the window isn’t
opening…. This is a maintenance issue!!!
I just pick up my bag and left the place
because when i was young, i was told that
if my eyes witness bad thing and i say it
out , it is 10years imprisonment… So i
don’t even want to be an eye witness at all |
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