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How Some People Make Gossip Like Prayer by wisdompraise(m): 8:45pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
HOW SOME PEOPLE MAKE
GOSSIP SOUND LIKE
PRAYER
POINTS.
They start like this....
" People Of God, let's
remember Brother Raphael
in our Prayers. He has
Gonorrhea and doctors
said they are even
screening him for HIV too,
but we know that our God
can heal him... so brothers
and sisters let's pray for
Divine healing, pray.. pray.."
"Brethren let's also pray
for sister Amanda and
Brother Emma... sis
Amanda is pregnant for
bro Emma but bro Emma
is not ready for marriage
now, you know they are
not married right? Ok.... He
told her to abort but she
refused, the situation is
tearing them and their
families apart. Let's pray
to God for peace &
amicable settlement "
"Children of God's
kingdom, let's remember
Mr and Mrs Modebere, in
our prayers, Mr Modebere
left Mrs Modebere for one
young sister Stella in the
choir. That light skinned
slim sister that works in
the Bank, Hmmm.. . Let's
pray for God to restore Mr
& Mrs Modebere's marriage
o... Brethren pray open
your mouth and pray . The
Lord will answer us.
"Let us lift sister Jenifer
before the
Lord. She has been
suspended from her place
of work due to some
fraud in her office... We
know she is
innocent...Even though she
has been wearing some
expensive Jewelries lately
plus that new car she just
bought... erhh...
let's pray that as the
police are carrying out
their investigations...those
things will not be seized in
Jesus name... please
praaaaay.... she is one of
us o... Pray pray pray...
Lastly before we close let
us pray for sister Edith
who is seriously being
investigated in America for
fraud, assault, child abuse,
false information to the
government, extortion and
some other related
offences. ..Hmmm may
God touch sister Sandra to
forgive her lies against her
on her recent publications
and let peace reign
between them...pray, pray,
brothers and sisters pray
for God's intervention.
Remember Mummy Edith in
your prayers to locate the
file and how she managed
to give cash of 20 million
naira to our sister as if
it's 20naira. ..may God help
her and deliver His
children.
We heard that our
president is very sick and
people are wishing him
what they wished late
Abacha. .holy ghost fire.
Let him not die like
Abacha but let him die his
own death oooo. ..pray! |
Re: How Some People Make Gossip Like Prayer by youngest85(m): 9:01pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
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