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How Some People Make Gossip Like Prayer by wisdompraise(m): 8:45pm On Jun 12, 2016
HOW SOME PEOPLE MAKE GOSSIP SOUND LIKE PRAYER POINTS. They start like this.... " People Of God, let's remember Brother Raphael in our Prayers. He has Gonorrhea and doctors said they are even screening him for HIV too, but we know that our God can heal him... so brothers and sisters let's pray for Divine healing, pray.. pray.." "Brethren let's also pray for sister Amanda and Brother Emma... sis Amanda is pregnant for bro Emma but bro Emma is not ready for marriage now, you know they are not married right? Ok.... He told her to abort but she refused, the situation is tearing them and their families apart. Let's pray to God for peace & amicable settlement " "Children of God's kingdom, let's remember Mr and Mrs Modebere, in our prayers, Mr Modebere left Mrs Modebere for one young sister Stella in the choir. That light skinned slim sister that works in the Bank, Hmmm.. . Let's pray for God to restore Mr & Mrs Modebere's marriage o... Brethren pray open your mouth and pray . The Lord will answer us. "Let us lift sister Jenifer before the Lord. She has been suspended from her place of work due to some fraud in her office... We know she is innocent...Even though she has been wearing some expensive Jewelries lately plus that new car she just bought... erhh... let's pray that as the police are carrying out their investigations...those things will not be seized in Jesus name... please praaaaay.... she is one of us o... Pray pray pray... Lastly before we close let us pray for sister Edith who is seriously being investigated in America for fraud, assault, child abuse, false information to the government, extortion and some other related offences. ..Hmmm may God touch sister Sandra to forgive her lies against her on her recent publications and let peace reign between them...pray, pray, brothers and sisters pray for God's intervention. Remember Mummy Edith in your prayers to locate the file and how she managed to give cash of 20 million naira to our sister as if it's 20naira. ..may God help her and deliver His children. We heard that our president is very sick and people are wishing him what they wished late Abacha. .holy ghost fire. Let him not die like Abacha but let him die his own death oooo. ..pray!
Re: How Some People Make Gossip Like Prayer by youngest85(m): 9:01pm On Jun 12, 2016
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