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| Unique Defense For A Unique Person by Alexos(m): 1:10pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. |
| Re: Unique Defense For A Unique Person by iice(f): 1:14pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
OMG, the judge thought he nailed the criminal ahahahahahaha  Nice |
| Re: Unique Defense For A Unique Person by Alexos(m): 1:37pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
yeah, clever criminal, and lawyer They got away  |
| Re: Unique Defense For A Unique Person by Pamperme: 1:42pm On Nov 28, 2006 |
I actually thought the judge had nailed him until i read the last sentence.  |
| Re: Unique Defense For A Unique Person by Glorya(f): 1:48pm On Nov 28, 2006 |
omo, that lawyer and criminal must have been naija guys, na only them fit pull that kind trick. |
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