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Check Out This Conversation Between Guys And Ladies. by Stancity(m): 7:38am On Jun 15, 2016
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES

MARY: Hello Love!
SARAH: Hello babes-how are u today?
MARY: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot
SARAH: And me too MARY: I am calling just to infor you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
SARAH: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be
expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
MARY: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
SARAH: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
JOHN: Bastard how far?
FRANCIS: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
JOHN: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
FRANCIS: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? I dey come charge phone.
JOHN: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink.
FRANCIS: ok na. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.

LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other's back.

TRUE OR FALSE??

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Re: Check Out This Conversation Between Guys And Ladies. by olatunjithomas(m): 2:41am On Jul 15, 2016
Stancity:
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES

MARY: Hello Love!
SARAH: Hello babes-how are u today?
MARY: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot
SARAH: And me too MARY: I am calling just to infor you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
SARAH: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be
expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
MARY: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
SARAH: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
JOHN: Bastard how far?
FRANCIS: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
JOHN: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
FRANCIS: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? I dey come charge phone.
JOHN: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink.
FRANCIS: ok na. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.

LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other's back.

TRUE OR FALSE??








Good morning boss, I'm sorry to have disturbed you,but there is one thing I need from you,

Nd I will be so glad if I can get it from you boss

with due respect boss, I had like you to support falconey for
Mr nairaland 2016. you've done it before, you're a champion,
you can do it again.
the profile is www.nairaland.com/falconey

thanks bro, respect.

if you like to join the WhatsApp group ,you can PM me, I'll sort that out.

thanks once again my boss


TEAMFALCONEY.



VOTING WILL COMMENCE ON MONDAY 18th JULY 2016.

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Re: Check Out This Conversation Between Guys And Ladies. by Stancity(m): 8:43am On Jul 15, 2016
olatunjithomas:









Good morning boss, I'm sorry to have disturbed you,but there is one thing I need from you,

Nd I will be so glad if I can get it from you boss

with due respect boss, I had like you to support falconey for
Mr nairaland 2016. you've done it before, you're a champion,
you can do it again.
the profile is www.nairaland.com/falconey

thanks bro, respect.

if you like to join the WhatsApp group ,you can PM me, I'll sort that out.

thanks once again my boss


TEAMFALCONEY.



VOTING WILL COMMENCE ON MONDAY 18th JULY 2016.
Its alright bro... lets see how it goes... i pray you come out victorious... cheers!!
Re: Check Out This Conversation Between Guys And Ladies. by olatunjithomas(m): 10:48am On Jul 15, 2016
Stancity:
Its alright bro... lets see how it goes... i pray you come out victorious... cheers!!


oh thanks so much bro, I swear you're wonderful boss


we all say a big Amen to that.



thanks sir

TEAMFALCONEY
Re: Check Out This Conversation Between Guys And Ladies. by Stancity(m): 2:23pm On Jul 15, 2016
olatunjithomas:



oh thanks so much bro, I swear you're wonderful boss


we all say a big Amen to that.



thanks sir

TEAMFALCONEY
When the stage is set, dont forget to mention me cus am not always here... cheers!
Re: Check Out This Conversation Between Guys And Ladies. by olatunjithomas(m): 2:30pm On Jul 15, 2016
Stancity:
When the stage is set, dont forget to mention me cus am not always here... cheers!


I will boss, thanks so much.

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