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What To Know If EFCC Invites You For A Chat by Okorieikechukwu(m): 7:44am On Jun 15, 2016 |
Editor’s note: An invitation by the Economic and
Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) is not your
regular appointment. It is one that sends spasm
through the body of the invitee as a visit to the
office of the anti-graft agency is a visit that has the
ability change the course of a person’s destination.
The EFCC under President Muhammadu Buhari is
becoming notorious for its ruthless way of
handling cases of financial corruption. The
appointment of Ibrahim Magu by President
Buhari to replace Ibrahim Lamorde who was
enshrouded in corruption-related cases was a
clear sign of serious business and this was
predictable considering Buhari was elected as
president on the expectation that he would deal
with the menace.
People who understand and know Buhari’s
stance on the issue of corruption and possibly
have skeletons in their cupboards already fled
the country around the time Buhari was sworn in
as president. Ask Diezani Madueke, the former
minister of petroleum who reportedly travelled to
London on the same flight with Buhari. There
were reports that she used the opportunity to try
a last minute attempt to verbally clear herself to
the president-elect but it was reported that
Buhari turned his attention to something else.
She has not returned to Nigeria since then and
has been linked to a lot of financial
mismanagement.
If you get an invitation from the EFCC, here are
10 things to expect
You are likely guilty
An invitation by the EFCC is unofficially a sign
that you are guilty of financial crime. Legally, a
court has to decide if a person is guilty of a
crime or not which makes every accused
innocent until proven otherwise by a court.
However, Magu has assured that anyone arrested
by the anti-graft agency is likely not to come out
clean
because proper and extensive investigation
would have been carried out before such
invitation. What this means is that an invitation
by the EFCC means there is a higher chance
that you have committed financial; crime.
You’re not going home soon
Ask Femi Fani-Kayode and he will tell you a visit
to the office of the EFCC is a long one. The
office might be in Abuja or Lagos but it’s
advisable you pack like you’re travelling to
Australia. Fani-Kayode probably thought he
would be questioned and be out of the anti-graft
agency in a few hours but it soon became a long
stay that turned into days and then weeks. Ask
Olisa Metuh why he grew a beard while being
held by the EFCC and he’ll probably tell you he
didn’t know he was going to be there for a long
time. What transpires during that period is not
known but it will go a long way in shaping the
case.
EFCC may storm your house
An invitation from EFCC is likely going to be
followed by fierce-looking operatives storming
your house and retrieving what might be
considered intelligence that will later be used
against you. The house is likely going to be
sealed for as long as the operatives deem
necessary so if you need to take any valuables
out, it’s better to do it quick.
Start thinking about Kuje prison
Kuje prison in Abuja is fast becoming the home
or interim apartment of people facing trial from
the EFCC and if you land in the net of the anti-
graft agency, you need to start finding out what
living in Kuje is like. High profile persons like
Raymond Dokpesi and Metuh have spent nights
in the prison and the experience seems far from
exciting.
You’re going to fall sick
Diezani before and after.
Any tussle with the EFCC is likely going to leave
you bruised if you eventually make it out. Many
high profile Nigerians who have had tussles with
the EFCC appear in court sick
or ask the court to grant then time to treat
themselves for strange ailments that didn’t occur
during the period when they were reportedly
spending their loot. The very vocal Metuh came
to court and vomited, Sambo Dasuki claims he
has cancer; Haliru Bello Mohammed appeared in
court in a wheelchair, Kingsley Kuku fled to the
US and sent pictures of himself in crutches while
Diezani also shared pictures of herself looking
cancer-stricken. Whether the sicknesses are real
or not is a discussion for another day but you
can bet sickness is one issue that can’t be far
away from the case.
If your lawyers are smart, EFCC is smarter
If you think the eloquence and SANship of your
lawyers is enough to sidestep EFCC, then think
again. The EFCC under Buhari has shown its
ruthlessness in dealing with court issues so that
when a court order keeps you for two weeks,
they are ready to activate another court order
that will keep in under for another period. If a
court grants you bail, another court is ready to
keep you tied down for two weeks. Don’t rejoice
yet if you get a bail as the anti-graft agency has
aces up its sleeve.
You might be related to Dasuki or Diezani
The anti-corruption crusade in the present
administration has focused on the
misappropriation of arms deal and petroleum
fund and Dasuki and Diezani were in charge of
both respectively. Many persons who received
money from the duo have either been arrested or
are under the scrutiny of the anti-graft agency.
Dasuki was accused of mismanaging fund meant
for the purchase of arms especially at a time the
country is facing terrorist attack while Diezani
reportedly used petroleum money to campaign
for the re-election of Jonathan. If you are related
to either of the two, you might need to fact-
check your sources of fund.
You may return some money
One thing the EFCC is interested in if the
recovery of fund or loot and returning it is one
way to save yourself from passing nights at the
EFCC office. If you have not exhausted the
entire fund with you, it is better you return it. If
you have, then you should start preparing your
defence. Before you make any choice, you may
want to ask those who have been there before.
You’re going to blame Buhari
President Muhammadu Buhari
Of course there is no way you will engage in a
tussle with the EFCC without seeing President
Buhari as the architect of your woes. It’s also a
sort of mental cleansing so its fine to blame
Buhari. You can almost bet that if Buhari was
not president, the issue of corruption might not
be considered a big deal and you won’t be facing
charges from the EFCC.
Your life will never remain the same
Whether you come out guilty or innocent (which
is unlikely) from your tussle with the EFCC, your
life will never remain the same. It’s going to be a
bumpy ride full of media prosecution (or
persecution). Some of your friends will desert
you (ask Dasuki) while your life might come to a
standstill (ask Fani-Kayode) while you struggle to
untangle yourself from the crises EFCC has
thrown you into. You might end up being less of
a talkative (ask Metuh) and embrace the
altruistic fight against corruption. |
Re: What To Know If EFCC Invites You For A Chat by tsamson(m): 7:45am On Jun 15, 2016 |
Re: What To Know If EFCC Invites You For A Chat by Beesluv: 7:58am On Jun 15, 2016 |
Hmmmm |
Re: What To Know If EFCC Invites You For A Chat by trailblaiza(m): 9:50am On Jun 15, 2016 |
didn't you learn paragraphing? |
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