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If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Samtoby(m): 10:45am On Jun 15, 2016
1: She will definitely notice she's naked immediately she wake up after creation.

2: She won't have agree to just one rib that was taken from Adam.

3: She would have eat the forbidden fruit the same day she was told not to eat it.

4: A snake can't seduce her cuz she will run on sight of the snake.

5: Human won't exist cuz she won't even allow Adam to near her.

6: She won't repent after been banished from the Garden cuz to her "All gods are the same".

7: Add yours..... grin

No disrespect, just for laugh
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Nobody: 10:50am On Jun 15, 2016
All satan would have needed to convince her was a a thick wad of naira notes tongue

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Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by donbenedict(m): 10:59am On Jun 15, 2016
She would hav poisoned Adam and inherited all the goodies in the garden of eden..
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Samtoby(m): 2:01pm On Jun 15, 2016
donbenedict:
She would hav poisoned Adam and inherited all the goodies in the garden of eden..

grin grin

that's a good one
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Nobody: 3:25pm On Jun 15, 2016
She wouldnt have eaten the fruit. Infact she would have reported the serpent to God tongue cheesy tongue

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Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jun 15, 2016
If Eve was Nigerian, there won't be sin because she will dump his 'broke' ass. No be him mate provide apple?

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Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Umennajiego(m): 8:27pm On Jun 15, 2016
She would have roasted the the snake... All wild animal na meat

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Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Samtoby(m): 8:30am On Jun 16, 2016
juhan:
She wouldnt have eaten the fruit. infact she would have reported the serpent to God tongue cheesy tongue

I doubt it grin
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Nobody: 10:41am On Jun 16, 2016
Samtoby:

I doubt it grin
lol na true jare grin grin
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by oea77(m): 2:27am On Jun 17, 2016
juhan:
She wouldnt have eaten the fruit. Infact she would have reported the serpent to God tongue cheesy tongue

I swear! Haha!

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