I went to a restaurant around Trans amadi in PH
city yesterday to eat with the last #400 i had on
me, so i ordered food of #300 and meat #100.
As I was eating, a man behind me said " I like the
way you eat, you really do eat like an amazing
citizen please add more i will pay! " Ha...i
quickly said thank you and hastily ordered food of
#500 and continued eating. After a few minutes ,
he said again " you eat so well, you can add two
bottles of beer so you can drink and wash down
the food after eating" . I was so happy and hastily
ordered the beer before he would end up changing his mind.

After drinking 1 bottle, I was trying to open the
second bottle when the opener fell, so i decided
to bend to enable me pick it. At that point in
time, my whole world came crashing right before
my eyes because of what i saw...i discovered that
the man was bare- footed with a torn trouser?
He was actually mad but not looking as dirty as
mad people always work so hard to look and
worst of all, he was actually seeping a glass of
water! He laughed at me and said "the way them
go beat you for here ehhh... na only God fit save
you*****" chai i was so stranded and nearly
passed out!!! NO FREE MEAL IN NIJA OH!!!