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No Free Meal In Naija by andystash(m): 6:48pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
I went to a restaurant around Trans amadi in PH city yesterday to eat with the last #400 i had on me, so i ordered food of #300 and meat #100. As I was eating, a man behind me said " I like the way you eat, you really do eat like an amazing citizen please add more i will pay! " Ha...i quickly said thank you and hastily ordered food of #500 and continued eating. After a few minutes , he said again " you eat so well, you can add two bottles of beer so you can drink and wash down the food after eating" . I was so happy and hastily ordered the beer before he would end up changing his mind. After drinking 1 bottle, I was trying to open the second bottle when the opener fell, so i decided to bend to enable me pick it. At that point in time, my whole world came crashing right before my eyes because of what i saw...i discovered that the man was bare- footed with a torn trouser? He was actually mad but not looking as dirty as mad people always work so hard to look and worst of all, he was actually seeping a glass of water! He laughed at me and said "the way them go beat you for here ehhh... na only God fit save you*****" chai i was so stranded and nearly passed out!!! NO FREE MEAL IN NIJA OH!!! 1 Like
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