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Thunder For Sale!!! by Nobody: 12:12am On Jun 21, 2016
THUNDER FOR SALE!!!
Good day guys. Are you heartbroken? Did
your ex boyfriend break up with you after
gifting him your virginity and you need to
send thunder to fire his destiny?
Did your father tell you to go and Wear your
slippers, and just as you got inside and came
out back he had disappeared and you want
small thunder to fire him?
That you uncle that collected your account
number 4 times but has never sent you money,
do you need thunder to fire him?
That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph
to that replied you with K... Do you want to
send thunder to strike her thumb?
That girl that you have spent time, energy and
money on that you asked out and she told you
she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to
send her one small thunder via email?
Your dreams can finally come true. We at the
Lokoja THUNDER company are here to fulfill
your dreams. You can now send thunder to
various people who have offended you. We
have very specially prepared thunders for your
service. Some of our thunders do push-ups
every morning, some of them are soaked in
petrol to get harder, some are currently buried
in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds
of thunders for different purposes... Including
the Destiny Thunder : The type that will
confuse the person's destiny. Tee Billz was
sent this Thunder via email a few weeks ago.
Please order your thunders now at affordable
prices.
MENTION SOMEONE YOU WANT THUNDER TO
FIRE!!!![color=#990000][/color]
Re: Thunder For Sale!!! by 4rmthewest(m): 1:19am On Jun 21, 2016
Guy abeg u get thunder wey get cough nd catarrh?
Re: Thunder For Sale!!! by Nobody: 1:26am On Jun 21, 2016
4rmthewest:
Guy abeg u get thunder wey get cough nd catarrh?

Yes but very cost grin grin grin grin
Re: Thunder For Sale!!! by 4rmthewest(m): 1:29am On Jun 21, 2016
ebohstepn:


Yes but very cost grin grin grin grin
how much....you knw say money no b problem.
Re: Thunder For Sale!!! by Nobody: 1:31am On Jun 21, 2016
4rmthewest:
how much....you knw say money no b problem.


Just 4 hours of light for one week go do... grin grin shocked
Re: Thunder For Sale!!! by 4rmthewest(m): 1:33am On Jun 21, 2016
ebohstepn:



Just 4 hours of light for one week go do... grin grin shocked
hian see dis my padi....wen I taugt u will even ask of tomatoes sef.
Re: Thunder For Sale!!! by Nobody: 1:35am On Jun 21, 2016
4rmthewest:
hian see dis my padi....wen I taugt u will even ask of tomatoes sef.



Tomatoes Na gold. Na sliver I need not gold..... sha if u get tomatoes I still go collect o.
Re: Thunder For Sale!!! by 4rmthewest(m): 1:38am On Jun 21, 2016
ebohstepn:




Tomatoes Na gold. Na sliver I need not gold..... sha if u get tomatoes I still go collect o.
chai u 2 lik better tin.... grin
Re: Thunder For Sale!!! by Nobody: 1:53am On Jun 21, 2016
4rmthewest:
chai u 2 lik better tin.... grin


Who no like better thing?
Re: Thunder For Sale!!! by 4rmthewest(m): 1:55am On Jun 21, 2016
ebohstepn:


Who no like better thing?
nobody... cool

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