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Abeg..who Bad Pass!!! Lol by Solozo91976: 7:12pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming
!
GIRL: Have you come
to collect your book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi
Okafor BOY: No, I want that your hymn book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe Then; DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka |
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