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Suck It In by feelgood(m): 1:43pm On Nov 29, 2006
Suck It In

I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.

Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I commented.

"I don't think that is going to help, honey."

"Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers!"

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